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Jerome's POV-
So much FLUFF.
"Woah."
Woah isn't a word, but neither is 'Meme' and 'Bruh' so you screw you, grammar!
-Jerome stared up in awe at the island they just arrived at.
Unaware of the displeasure he brought upon Ian and his ground kissing tendencies.
All he could see were hundreds of trees creating a thick mass of wood in front of them.
If it supposedly that thick, there is no way POSSIBLE they are going to walk through there.
They're going to walk through there aren't they?
-In the distance, he could see the peak of a mountain-
"Off into the distance character sees final plot setting half way through the book." Cliche.
-a feeling of dread settled in the pit of his stomach, as if his conscience was telling him not to do it.
They're going to do it. AREN'T THEY.
And he could see why.
THEY. ARE. GOING. TO. DO. IT. ARE. NOT. THEY.
-he could barely see two feet into it until his vision was interrupted by by a mass of vines,-
Well here's a idea: waiting until morning. Torches. Chopping down the trees. Using Jason. Seriously there were at least a thousand options they can use; but NUPE.
-the faint hum of wildlife-
Fills you with DETERMINATION.
Sorry carry on.
-but of none ha has ever heard before.
I imagine its a forest just full of dank memes on repeat.
-All in all, the woodland in front of them just seemed like a place they should avoid.
I know they're going to do it. They are. I can just feel it.
But of course, that was the one place they could go.
Or they could turn around, get on the boat, choose a different directions and NOT die?
Jerome's thoughts were interrupted by Jason speaking to the group.
Jason why.
"We should find shelter before it becomes completely night. I don't think any of us wants to fight anymore today."
I just realized the collapse, boat ride and arrival to the island were all in one day. Over the course of 6 chapters.
I'm calling bullsh*t.
-Adam said as he rubbed his cheek where a zwuid had left a mark with the suction-cup thingy on its tentacle. What were those called anyways?
The comments on this paragraph is why I'm taking two sins off.
Potato?
Vortexs.
SUCTION CUP THINGYS!
Tomatoes!
Hentai monster? (God no)
Pizza.
Donuts.
John Cenas?
Fish sticks.
Idek what they are called. What even is a squid.
"Hey. Just think of it this way; you got your first kiss."
Savage Jerome is best Jerome.
"First of all, I've been kissed before-
Is he salty about it? He's salty about it.
-and second of all, IT WAS A FREAKING SQUID!"
It was a squid that was freaking.
"Exactly," Jerome began-
Jerome don't do it.
-"your first kiss by a squid!"
A conveniently placed cliff would be decent to have right now.
"Don't. Even." Adam said Jerome, with a "I will kill you" tone in his voice.
No BS Mode: Activated.
-look at him but Adam just glared back.
Adam is no longer putting up with anyone's sh*t, please proceed and dump off all of your sarcastic jokes and bad puns to the nearest Sans.
Well then. Someone is in a mood.
Thinking about jt now, if someone joked about me being kissed by something I don't like, (unrare pepes for example.) I'd probably be salty too.
-"I think we should find shelter in the woods before night."
Into the woods that nobody trusts? Last time that happend alot of people died....F*cking hell, Disney.
-a feeling of dread washing over them.
They're acting as if they don't have a choice.
BodilfourTREE (I'm so sorry...) stop what you're doing and give them their choices back.
-Jason had a uneasy look on his face-
I imagine Jason having a Forever Alone Meme on his face.
-but he knew it was their only option.
But it wasn't. They could've just stayed in the Matrix but noooooo they had to go and goof that up.
-a thin strip of beach...before it merged into the forest.-
OH HOW INCONVENIENTLY CONVENIENT.
The whole group was silent, staring into the dark mass of woods before them.
They've been standing there, according to my time, for...*checks watch that obviously isn't there* forever. Is it not nighttime? IS THERE NO CONCEPT OF TIME HERE?
"Jason's right."
Oh my God the world must be ending.
-and find shelter before night falls."
The 1800's called, they want their Ty back.
-and find shelter before night falls."
Well then SOMEBODY BETTER CATCH IT.
Ha...ha...Fml.
-but he saw no other choice.
...
"Wait you guys seriously want to go in there?" Mitch said to them as if they were crazy. And after all they've been through, they probably were.
They've gone through: Two chapters of Matrix falling,
Jerome got b*tch slapped with Mitch's foot,
Sky, Sky and Ty,
Kay's pov which mysteriously floated away from the book, (liek srsly she juz dizpeared)
The cat armoured mobs, ANOTHER TWO CHAPTERS OF FALLING, mining, the rise and death of logic, ANOTHER TWO CHAPTERS OF BOATS, then....this.
Oh wait don't forget that time Jason almost walked off a invisible cliff.
Sounds pretty traumatic. Absolutely.
"Do you see any other place to go?"
The book is literally just testing my sanity at the moment.
-somewhat hoping he actually could come up with another place to go.
*points to every direction except for forward*
-"Well...no."
I'm not paid enough to deal with this sh*t your making me deal with. Well, I'm not payed at all...but my point STILL STANDS.
-and replaced with nothing but trees and darkness.
Insert "Now That We're Men" by Spongebob, and boom
the plot gets 30% better.
-and replaced with nothing but trees and darkness.
So what your telling me, is; there was a tree.
And Another one.
And another one.
And another one.
And another-
Sin Count: 41
Sentance: Coma; The Musical.
(-Into the woods; to bash the twerking
Into the woods; to slay the Kay
Into the woods; to find the rare pepes
Into the woods; to end the book,
And all before Dark!-)
