One day outside a forever knight castle, Argit knocked on the door and soon a Forever Knight opened it confused for a moment before looking down at the alien.
Forever Knight: What do you want, vermin?
Argit: Woah, no need for the hostility. I just came by to complement your castle, a little small but who am I to judge.
Forever Knight: What are you going on about?
Argit: Your home, your hearth. It would be such a shame to have it to suddenly collapse. Wouldn't want to loose that cache of priceless alien technology hidden in the basement.
Forever Knight: If you know about that, than the Forever Knights are not to be trifled with, especially to the likes of you.
Argit: There's no need for hate. I'm a simple business man. I'm selling insurance, piece of mind. For just 100,000 dollars a month, I can guarantee this castle of yours won't fall down, not from natural causes or... say, changelings with fancy watches.
Forever Knight: Is that some sorta half baked threat!?
Argit: It's a fully baked promise, my friend. So, interest-
He was cut off when the Knight grabbed him by his jacket and pulling out his sword.
Forever Knight: Vermin like you don't belong on our planet.
Argit: *scoffs* Now that's just rude. I put out the hand of friendship and you pull out the sword of not so friendship and you say that.
Forever Knight: Any last words before I end you?
Argit: Just one. Sorry for your castle.
The knight stood confused until the ground began to shake more and more accompanied by deep rumbles as the knight threw Argit to the ground as the castle slowly started coming down.
Forever Knight: WHAT DID YOU DO, VERMIN!?
Argit: All of this could have been avoided. Please, recommend us to your friends.
The castle came down crushing the knight as Argit walked away nonchalantly.
Mr Smoothies was packed with a huge line outside to meet Ben and he managed to convince Y/N to join.
Y/N: You know I don't like the attention, Ben.
Ben: Relax, just sign a few autographs. You'll be fine.
Gwen: You didn't have to come.
Y/N: I know but nothing has happened in days, plus I'm not doing it for the fame, I just do it to make people happy.
Kevin: Maybe Tennyson could take lessons from you for once.
Camera man: We're on in 3... 2... 1... now.
News Reporter: I'm Chet McDuffie reporting from Mr Smoothies in downtown Bellwood and my guest is world famous superhero, Ben Tennyson. It's great to meet you Mr Tennyson.
Ben: Thanks for coming.
Chet: Will (Fake Name) be joining us?
Ben: No sadly, it was tough enough to convince him to come here and with all the stuff Will Harangue has said over the years, I kinda understand why.
Chet: It is quite the turn out for the fans, the wanna-Bens and the wanna-(Fake Names).
Ben: Thanks, Chet but the real fans prefer to be called "Ben addicts".
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