The Chronicles of the Mages

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~Katani's POV~

"BEHOLD!" A spotlight dropped down as Rose stuck her arm in the air, holding a sparkly, blue gem between her index finger and thumb.

Aisu and I just stared at her, Aisu was unsuccessfully trying to bite into her chocolate bar, which she had accidentally froze. And I was eating a cake pop.

"You make those all the time what's so special about it?" Aisu said with a bored tone.

Rose looked at Aisu and dramatically gasped. "Oh but this is not just ANY gem! IT IS THE MOST PERFECT I HAVE MADE SO FAR!"

"Hurrah," Aisu and I both said sarcastically, lazily doing jazz hands.

"GUYS!!!" Dawn Frost, a guildmate and friend, ran towards us; unfortunately she lost her footing and faceplanted in front of us with a "plop" sound.

*spongebob narrator voice: few awkward minutes later*

"OH MY FLIPPIN RAINBOW BUBBLEGUM SAUCERS ARE YOU OKAY?!?" I shouted.

Dawn sat up, and though she had some blood coming out of her nose, she said: "JUST PEACHY."

"Anywho," Dawn continued. "I found a good job. We should all go together!"

"Sounds good! I'll go get Tesh!" Rose turned to go get him.

"NO!" Aisu lunged forward and tackled Rose's legs causing the blonde mage to fall forward, and she too, faceplanted with a "plop" sound.

"DAMMIT AISU!" Rose sat up as an irk mark appeared on her head.

"Nurm nurm," Aisu said as she rubbed her cheek against Rose's leg.

~spongebob narrator voice: few minutes later*

The three of us sat in silence in the train heading to wherever our mission was at.

"So what is this.... Mission?" I spoke up.

"It's a mission," Dawn stated.

"How fascinating!" I looked at her with my eyes sparkling.

"SO, apparently this request came from a couple, and we have to search for this rare healing flower because their daughter has an illness," Dawn explained.

"That's it?" Rose frowned. "It sounds too easy."

"Well this forest just happens to be the forest where Zeref's demons sometimes remain hidden so.." Dawn tilted her head and smiled.

~le time skip~
~No one's POV~

"AHHHH MY LEGSS!!! I CAN'T FEEEEEELLL ZEMMM!" Katani shouted as she stepped out of the train and immediately fell forward.

"Quit exaggerating," Dawn said as she lifted her up and put her on her feet, which turned out were perfectly fine. Katani blinked as the others walked out of the train station.

~le time skip.... Yes again DON'T JUDGE~

"IS THIS IT?

"No."

"HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?"

"Nuh uh."

"OKAY IT HAS TO BE THIS ONE!"

"ARE YOU BLIND?! THESE THREE ARE THE SAME!"

Aisu stared at the flower bush she was sitting next to in total confuzzlement.

"Hmm.. Are you SUUUUUUUUUUREE??" Aisu questioningly asked.

"No, she's Dawn!" Katani said, earning a smack in the back of the head from Rose.

"All right," Dawn crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. "How about we split up and search for the flower, 'kay?"

"ALRIGHT!" Aisu immediately stood and pointed off to the distance dramatically. "LET US GO KATANI!"

Katani straightened up and saluted. "SIR YES SIR!" And Katani rode away on Aisu's back, off into the sunset.

Okay not really.

But imagine a sunset BACKGROUND.

Dawn turned to Rose. "NOW LET'S GET SOME WORK DONE!"

Suddenly a crashing sound was heard from the direction Aisu and Katani went. They were soon followed by some loud voices.

"YOU'RE HEAVYY!"

"WHAAAAAT ;-; IS IT THESE?" A boingy sound could be heard.

~some time later~
~Katani's POV~

"Hmm."

"Hmmmm."

"HM HM HM!"

"HUMMMMMMM."

"AHEM. KEEP SEARCHING."

"Oh right."

Few minutes later, Aisu and I flopped down on the grass. "No progress...." Aisu said.

I stood up.

"Hm? Where ya goin?" Aisu asked.

"Water," I replied.

"Oh yeah. I heard a waterfall earlier." Aisu said. "I'll come with."

So we both went to get some water.

"Okay it was right around.. Here!" Aisu and I both stepped out from the bushes to a pool of water.

I knelt down to drink some water and Aisu did too. After I drank, I looked over to the side and saw some clothes laid down on a rock. I blinked then realized we weren't alone.

I poked Aisu and we both looked at the girl standing few feet away in the water near the bottom of the waterfall where the water was crashing down. Obviously, she wasn't wearing her clothes, and she hadn't noticed us yet.

"Walk away slowly," Aisu whispered to me.

We both started to back away then Aisu, being the clumsy person she is, stepped on a twig and fell backwards on her back. "Ow.."

The girl suddenly turned and saw us. She quickly covered her breasts and opened her mouth.

"No don't sc-" and she screamed.

When she did so, my vision suddenly spiraled and then turned black.

Few minutes later, I suddenly faceplanted in soft cream. I heard an "oof" next to me as Aisu landed too.

I slowly got up, not paying attention to my surroundings since my vision was blurry. "What the.....?"

"No no cookie monster my cookie," Aisu murmured in her sleep.

I was about to say something when she suddenly jerked up and yelled "NO!" then stared around at her surroundings confused.

"Where are we?" she said quickly looking around. "Why's everything blurry? Who am I? What is life? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD?"

I stood up and blinked several times to see clearer. I held my hand out to Aisu and helped her up. Then my vision suddenly cleared and I saw where we were.

We were on the top of a whipping cream mountain, like something you would see on the top of a sundae. There were other mountains like that too, some even had cherries on top. The ground seemed to be made of frozen yogurt or ice cream or frosting or maybe even all three. Small, multi-color gumdrop hills dotted the landscape. There were several lollipop trees, with stretchy, candy vines.

We both were staring in shock. We then looked at each other and said in unison. "Oh. My. God."

TO BE CONTINUED
*dramatic piano music*