The Chronicles of the Mages

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Narrator: Last time..

"OI! YOU AGAIN!" Teshido yelled.

Narrator: SHUT UP AND LEMME FINISH!!

We were on the top of a whipping cream mountain, like something you would see on the top of a sundae. There were other mountains like that too, some even had cherries on top. The ground seemed to be made of frozen yogurt or ice cream or frosting or maybe even all three. Small, multi-color gumdrop hills dotted the landscape. There were several lollipop trees, with stretchy, candy vines.

We both were staring in shock. We then looked at each other and said in unison. "Oh. My. God."

Katani's POV

"Are YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?" Aisu said.

"HECK YEAH I AM." I responded.

"Coconut noodles." "Spicy orange juice." We said in unison.

"What in the name of holy God given cheese crackers..?" We both looked up at a girl with white hair that in some places was a purple-ish pink. She had a dress on and the most amusing, confuzzled expression ever that I burst out laughing.

She frowned at me. "What's so funny?!" she snapped at me. I immediately stopped laughing and straightened.

"Excuse me.." the girl swerved her head to look at Aisu who had spoken up. "We somehow.. Came here and we don't know how to leave.."

"Oh.." the girl looked down. "Well good luck with that!" she said and began to walk away.

Aisu and I blinked. "Okay then.." Aisu said.

"What now?" she asked.

"We're in a world made out of desserts.." I told her, as if it was obvious.. Which it was.

Aisu looked around, as if she forgot, and suddenly brightened. "OH YEAH!" she said before sticking her face in the cream ground and raising her head, her face covered in cream.

"The deliciousness.." She raised her index finger and wiped some cream off her face then licked it off. "Is real."

If you were there then, you would have seen two early teenage girls running berserk through the trees of lollipops, eating and trying out anything they can.

Spongebob Narrator Voice:
Few. Minutes. Later.

Aisu-senpai and I lay on the ground Patrick-star style.

"I didn't think you could ever eat too much sweets.." I said.

Suddenly, a voice behind us said "Hello" in a calm, emotionless voice. Which made it even CREEPIER.

Aisu and I jumped and immediately turned around to see a girl who looked to be about 8 years old. She had white/gray-ish hair that went down to her waist and red eyes. She wasn't expressing any emotion. She had a Japanese schoolgirl's uniform on, and she also was carrying a stuffed bunny.

"H.. Hello.." I said.

"Hello there child!" Aisu said, not creeped out at all..

"Who are you?" she asked, again in her emotionless voice.

"Oh well.. We were in the forest looking for a rare flower.." Aisu began.

"We accidentally ran into a girl bathing near a waterfall," I continued.

"Then she screamed and we just appeared here," Aisu finished.

The girl's emotionless expression was replaced with surprise and panic. "What did this girl look like?!" she suddenly asked.

"Uh I think like green hair?" I looked at Aisu.

Aisu nodded. "Yurp yurp," she began. "She also had one gray eye and one creepy glowing red eye." Aisu created a circle with her thumb and index finger and put it on her eye. "She'll look very fancy if she wears a monocle."

The girl gasps then tucked her bunny into her shirt and grabbed both of our hands. She started walking and dragging us along, out bodies leaving a trail in the.. Delicious.. Creamy.. Ground.

"Not good.." she kept muttering. "Not good.." Her eyes were glowing as if they might shoot out lasers anytime.

"TELL ME!" she suddenly shouted and looked over her shoulder, still walking and dragging us. "Did you meet anyone else here?"

"Yurp yurp, that we did," Aisu said. "We met this girl with white hair, purple eyes, and a fabulous dress on."

The young girl suddenly gasped loudly and ran, still dragging us along.

"OWCHIES!" Aisu yelled as she went over a gumdrop rock.

We were dragged inside a gingerbread house and onto chairs. The girl sat across from us and put her hands on the table, made of cookies. "You mustn't go near her!" she said.

"Why?" we asked.

The girl leaned in. "She's a demon.." she whispered.

"Demon?? That kawaii little girl. Noooo," Aisu said.

"Or maybe she's PURPOSELY being kawaii so we don't know.." I flicked my hand in Aisu's face making her blink.

The girl picked up a candy cane phone and started dialing numbers. "I'm calling.. The GANG!" she said as she put the phone to her ear and cool theme music played in the background from who-knows-where.

Who: I do?

Shush

Aisu and I sat there awkwardly waiting as the girl spoke. Aisu sneakily took a bite of the table when the other white-haired girl had her back turned towards us.

She suddenly turned around, and Aisu quickly swallowed. "THEY'RE COMING!"

Seconds later, the sounds of footprints were heard.

The girl looked at us again. "THEY'RE HERE!" She ran to the door and threw it open. In the doorway was a startled boy, with bright blue hair and same color eyes. He was wearing a hoodie and baggy pants that were folded at the ends. His hands were in his pockets. He also was wearing headphones.

The "gang", apparently, were led inside. There was another girl and another boy. One girl had shoulder length black hair, purple eyes, and she was dressed as a candy corn witch. The other boy had bright red hair that covered his eyes and he was wearing a similar outfit to the other guy.

Seconds later, we were all sitting at the table, now with a bite mark in it. Thanks Senpai..

"So what's the emergency?" the red haired guy said.

The while haired girl pulled them all into a huddle and started whispering. Every once in a while, one of them would glance at us while we just sat there awkwardly.

"ALRIGHT!" The group pulled away from the huddle. The red haired guy put his elbows on the table and leaned in towards me, staring into my eyes. I saw out of the corner of my eye that the blue haired guy was doing the same to Aisu.

"Time for training.." the twins both said in unison, smiling at the same time too.

.. Not much of le cliffhanger~..
but..um

TUNE IN NEXT TIME *jazz hands*