The Chronicles of the Mages

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Katani's POV

"OH LOOK IT'S A GIANT WEDDING CAKE!" Gwen pointed at something behind me.

"WHERE?!" I turned around. I heard Gwen throw a tomato at me.

"ACK. NO," I yelled, smacking it away with my launcher.

Suddenly a watermelon was shot at Gwen and she fell over. I looked over at Aisu, who had a blank expression.

"It was Tom.." she said completely calmly.

"GUESS WHAT TESH?!" Dawn raised her launcher, a maniacal grin on her face. Teshido perked up, his eyes widened a little.

Dawn pulled the trigger and several pineapples were shot at Teshido, and he was knocked onto a table.

"RIP Teshido Sunika. You will be missed," I said, doing the Hunger Games thingy with the three fingers.

"DAMMIT!" Rose said smacking Tesh in the back of the head then looking at us. "This is not over yet.."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" A bald man in a brown coat ran in. "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FINAL EPIC BATTLE!!! THIS IS NOT EPIC AT ALL! YOU ALL ARE AN ABOMINATION TO THE HISTORY OF EPIC, FINAL BATTLES!" he shouted, as he pulled out a Death Note and started writing names.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEE!!" Dawn shouted as we all collapsed one after another.

No one's POV

Narrator chuckled evily. "Nobody messes with my final battles.." He turned around and began to walk out.

Suddenly, he looked down to see his coat soaked with blood and the end of a sword popping out of his chest. "H.. Huh?" He looked over his shoulder at a redheaded mage.

"I'M STILL ALIVE!!" Teshido pulled out the sword and blood moved through the air in slow mo. That was when Narrator realized that he had not written Teshido's name and had completely forgotten about him.

Narrator collapsed. Teshido grinned victoriously before turning around and seeing the dead bodies of his friends. "My friends.." he sniffled.

Suddenly, the guild was dark and a spotlight shone down from the sky. Angel choirs played in the background as a 13 year old brown-haired girl floated down from the ceiling in a long, black dress. She had black angel wings and a glowing, pink halo.

"I AM KATANI'S ADMIN! I THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE WORLD FROM NARRATOR! I HEREBY BESTOW THIS LIFE NOTE BOUGHT FROM EBAY UPON YOU! USE IT WELL!" she said, as a white notebook with the words "Life Note" written on it floated down to Teshido's hands.

The girl floated back up and the spotlight disappeared. All the guild lights were turned on as well.

Teshido stared down at the Life Note. "MY FRIENDS!" he shouted before grabbing a pen and frantically writing down names.

Everyone suddenly began to jerk upwards. Katani sprang up to her feet yelling "QUICK GUYS HE'S COMING!" while Aisu shouted "I'M SORRY GRANDMUMSIES!"

Teshido squinted his eyes, thinking whether a character from another world could be brought to life into this world. He shrugged then wrote down a name. Few seconds later, Monkey D. Luffy appeared. Teshido nodded and smiled, satisfied.

Narrator #2: So, all ends well. We end our story with a happy en-

"DIDN'T I KILL YOU ALREADY!" the sound of Teshido's voice suddenly calls from the distance.

Narrator #2: TH-THAT WAS MY EVIL TWIN BROTHER

"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY," was the response, and the sounds of someone being beat up could be heard.