The Chronicles of the Mages

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and zat ish Aisu

It was beautiful sunny day. The birds were singing, the fish were swimming. It wasn't too hot and it wasn't too cold.

But of course, there was the exception of Fairy Tail.

"OI! SNOWFLAKE! QUIT THROWING FOOD AT ME!"

"SHUT IT FLAME BRAIN 2.0!"

"YOU SHUT IT!" Seika Dragneel, picked up one end of the table Katani and Aisu were sitting at, and tilted it, making all the sweets fall on Aisu.

Aisu just sat there for a while silent. Then she licked some cake off her lips, squinted her eyes, and said "I have been waiting for this moment my entire life."

Katani stood. "THE SWEETS! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!" she said, dumping her ramen's soup on Seika.

Seika clenched her teeth and struck back by grabbing a piece of Happy's fish and slapping Katani with it.

Some random guildmate suddenly yelled "FOOD FIGHTTT!!""

Food started flying everywhere. Aisu and Katani kept getting hit with burgers, tacos, rice, chicken, and even a bowl. The guild was filled with shouts and the sound of things crashing.

"LET'S GO FIND DAWN!" Aisu yelled.

"WHAAAAT?" Katani responded.

"LET'S. FIND. DAWN!"

"OH."

The two ran through the crowd searching the the pinkette.

"DAWN?!" Aisu called out.

"RIGHT HERE!" Dawn suddenly squeezed out of the crowd. She had a cherry in her hair and a piece of chicken in her mouth.

Katani suddenly opened a black portal and dragged Aisu and Dawn in.

The three looked around to see they were inside a dark room, with shelves that went up to the roof. The shelfs have cylindrical objects on them but the darkness made it hard to see.

"My friends...." Katani raised her hands. "Welcome to my collection of fruit launchers."

Dawn looked around. "So this is the legendary collection of fruit launchers?"

"Yeah. Anywho, GO! CHOOSE YOUR CHOICE OF FRUIT LAUNCHERS!" Katani shouted.

Few minutes later, all three were armed. Each person had two fruit launchers, one fixed on each arm. Katani had a coconut one and an orange one, that could also shoot orange juice at people. Aisu had a watermelon one and a lemon one. Dawn had a pineapple one and an apple one. All three wore a belt, which had blueberry bombs, onion gas bombs, and lemonade pouches with extra salt. All three also had black face paint lines underneath both eyes and goggles on.

Aisu squinted her eyes. "Let's do this." Katani opened the portal and the three stepped out.

However, once they stepped out, each were hit in the face with a pie.

"Okay.." they said after they wiped the pie off.

"Alright! LET'S GO!" Dawn yelled.

The three ran off into separate directions.

Spongebob narrator voice:
Several. Minutes. Later.

~Dawn~

"Dawn.... No! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"

Dawn smirked. She had her pineapple launcher aimed at Teshido.

"I can.... But will I?"

"N-no don't...." Teshido said. He had a fear of pineapples.

Dawn pretended to wipe away tears then looked Tesh in the eye. "Sorry." And she pulled the trigger.

But nothing happened.

Dawn looked at her launcher and kept pulling the trigger. "DAMMIT!" she yelled.

Teshido started laughing. "HA!" he skipped away while humming and Dawn just started after him with her fists clenched.

~Katani~

"OW!" Katani turned to see who had just hit her with a turkey and saw Techno, who was laughing.

He stopped laughing when he saw Katani. "Eh?"

Katani stepped towards him and lifted the coconut launcher.

"Wait no no no," Techno said.

Katani wasted no time and immediately pulled the trigger.

"I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL," Techno yelled in slow mo before getting hit in the head with the coconut and falling in the most derpy way possible.

~Aisu~

Food wars are fun.

Then suddenly, someone yelled Aisu. Aisu turned around to see several pieces of steak flying at her.

Katani suddenly jumped in front of her and slowly fell to the ground as she got hit. Aisu's eyes widened as she went to kneel next to her.

"NOOO! WHYYY?"

"Aisu.." Katani began weakly. "Tell my mother.... I was the one who deleted all her recordings of Jeopardy." Then she suddenly dropped her head dramatically and stopped moving.

Aisu looked up and yelled. "NOOOOOOO!!"

Then some random person suddenly yelled "EAT CAKE SUCKER!" With this, Katani jerked up and yelled "WHERE?!"

~Normal~

Few minutes later, almost everybody had collapsed. There were only six people left standing. On one side stood Rose, Gwen, and Tesh. One the other, Katani, Dawn, and Aisu.

"Now let's finish this.." Aisu pulled her goggles down.

Narrator: OUR FRIENDS HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE FINAL BATTLE. WILL THEY SURVIVE? OR WILL THEY PERISH AND BE WIPED AWAY FROM EXISTENCE? FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE!