Male In Disguise • boyxboy • Kakashi

Chapter 2) Naruto

Haruka POV

I blinked once, twice, trice. What the actual fuck, didn't I die? I'm defiantly not blind that's for sure, I can see the the outline of my entire body, so with this I can obviously say I am surrounded by darkness or my doom.

Dun Dun Dun!

'Chris you almost scared me, try again next time' I thought, I was too afraid to speak out loud fearing that someone may hear me.

Well at least I know that Chris is with me but either way I can't get rid of him no matter how much I try. He can be a little asshole at times but other than that he was a rather fun person to be friends with him or be attached for eternity.

Okay anyways lets run things over.

1. Watching Naruto with Chris

2. The Rain

3. Got lost in the forest

4. Someone shoved me into the river

5. Found myself in darkness

Well isn't this a typical Sunday?

10 seconds later...

"Chris how is this my fault?"

'Well... I don't know' he said hesitantly.

"See you aren't any better" I snapped sassily.

'Yeah yeah, whiny dog' He muttered.

5 Hours Later...

I don't know how long I've spent talking to Chris but the darkness had turned into a sky blue color with white cotton candy scattered around, though I just realized something- doesn't this oddly resemble to the sky itself...Oh shit.

Me and Chris yelled at the sudden realization of the current problem occurring which was us barely and stupidly noticing that we where falling out of the sky. Not even five seconds passed and the ground was coming near, and fast. So I did the most productive thing possible, I started posing and pretending to be drinking a cup of tea mid air, don't judge me.

But before Chris could yell or get mad at me he was cut off as I landed on the rough dirt ground, rather painfully I might add. I groaned loudly and rolled over the soft grass besides me, wait I didn't die? Cool.

I scouted my surrounding area and took every detail, a road was spread out in front of me stretching to many areas but as my eyes trailed behind me where the opposite of the road continued the first thing I saw was a large gate and above it said Konoha. Oh so that's where we are.

Konoha.

Ko-fucking-noha.

KONOHA.

"Chris, where are we?" I asked lowly.

'It says where in Konoha... KO-FUCKING-HONA!'

"Chris do you know what this means!"

'That we can become the most powerful ninja and murder everyone!?'

Um.

Uh.

What?

"It means that we can meet Naruto..." I said slowly.

'Oh heh yeah that's what I meant to say' he said sheepisly.

'Wait... Where in NARUTO!' Chris shrieked happily making me cover my ears in pain.

"Yes, we are in Naruto, Chris"

'Well I didn't notice'

"Chris and you call me the idiot"