Criminal Minds Imagines <3

HE'S MY MAN (S.R)

⚠️LaNgUaGe

*Your POV*

My boyfriend is super smart. My boyfriend is handsome. My boyfriend has great hair. My boyfriend is a cutie-patootie. My boyfriend is a lot of things. Most importantly, he's my man!

Many women seem to forget that. Especially the women who we work with on cases in other areas. They make ga-ga eyes at him whenever he's thinking. Which is like all the time. . .

*Reid's POV*

We're on a case in Frankfort, Kentucky and the women in their police department have been 'fawning' over me as Y/N would say. Mostly staring but I've heard a couple parts of their conversations about me. And quite frankly (get it? Hahaha)— I'm disturbed. "I'd let him split me open and eat me like a pistachio.." (Iykyk) a red head whispered. Though I'd love to ignore them.. It was just such a crazy statement that I had to butt-in. "Excuse me, ladies.." "Yes, Spencer Reid? They responded with a flirting tone and batted their eyelashes at me. Ew. "I- uh- I don't know if you're aware of this.. but, I do have a girlfriend. Who I love very much. And she does not appreciate these comments." "Well, where is this 'girlfriend'?" "Grabbing lunch." "Well she doesn't need to know then.." "Yes she does.."

*Your POV*

I stood patiently for a few minutes in a local sandwich shop with Emily and JJ while we waited for the team's lunches to be made. "Y/N?!" One of the employees called out for me to get mine and Spencer's sandwiches. As if right on cue, my phone began to ring. "Hey babe! We're about to head back.. just waiting on two more sandwiches!" "Sounds good! But, that's not why I'm calling.." he stated, "Oh, is everything alright?" I asked. "I'm alright.. just— these ladies here at the office.. they've been saying some uh.. inappropriate things about me.." he began to explain, "Things like what?" "Uhm.. they'd let me split them open and eat them like a pistachio.." "Oh helllll no!! Not on my watch!!" I exclaimed very loudly, which got me some judgmental glances from the people in the establishment.

"I- I told them I have a girlfriend and that you wouldn't like these comments.. but I- I think you should tell them that yourself..." my boyfriend finished talking, "Gladly" I said through gritted teeth. "See you soon, I love you" "I love you too"

"So.. what was that about Y/N?" Emily asked as JJ's name got called to get the last of the food. "Those stupid skanks down at the police station are saying crazy shit to my man!" "Oh helllll no!!" "That's what I said!" "JJ! We gotta go! Now!" Emily announced. We grabbed some extra napkins and power walked down the street to the station. Heels of our boots clacking in sync.

We burst through the doors like bad bitches. Spencer greeted me near the doors as JJ and Emily walked through to drop off the rest of the food to Hotch, Derek (my brother), and Rossi. "Hey, honey... Just remember. We are at work so don't go throwing hands with them..." "No promises, Spence. But I'll try I guess..."

We walked into the bullpen with our arms linked. Censor yourself Y/N. I told myself before I opened my mouth. "I hear that you reeaally like my boyfriend.." "He's so sexy.. don't mind taking him off your hands..." the red-head responded. "Fuck this." I said quietly. Spencer's head snapped in my direction and before I knew it, his arms were wrapped around my torso and pulling me away while I was swinging wild. "HE'S MY MAN! YOU FUCKING FLOO—!" Now one of Spencer's hands we're covering my mouth. "Woahh- woah.. babe!" He moved so his body was in between me and the ladies. "What's going on here??" The police chief ran out of his personal office along with Hotch, "This agent is crazy, chief! She's rabid!" "RAAAH!!" I jumped at the lady again my  recently manicured nails centimeters away from her face. "Y/N! No!" Morgan grabbed me now and threw me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"Dereeeek!" "Not letting you get in more trouble than you're about to be in. What type of big brother would I be?" "One that lets his baby sister throw hands with the girls who wanna get with her man" I responded and rolled my eyes. My brother placed me on the ground. "You need to get some food in your system. Go eat. Reid and I will handle this, sis. Figure out what you're gonna say to Hotch."

*Reid's POV*

Holy smokes! Y/N was ready to demolish that lady! "See?? She's crazy!!" The same lady just does not learn! "First of all, zip it. You know absolutely nothing— imbecile. I 100% support my girlfriend in her choices and even if you try to do something about it, I can still report you for sexual harassment. And I am much higher rank than you. Oh and I bet your husband would hate to know what you've been saying about me. Don't think I didn't see you hiding your ring every morning at your desk." I warned quietly and she shut up fast.

"Reid.." Hotch gestured with his finger for me to come to him. "I'm going to ask you this once. What the hell was that about?" "Those women were saying inappropriate things about me. Especially the red-head. And so I told Y/N. And when Y/N confronted them— the red-head made more comments and Y/N snapped. Please don't be too hard on her... she tried to be nice..."  I reasoned. "I hear you. I need to speak with Y/N and Chief Yanley to see what to do.. but I'd probably react majorly too if I had been in that situation.."

*Your POV*

I finished my sandwich. Still fuming. Those fuckers.. "Y/N.. though I am somewhat disappointed by your actions, based on what Spencer said, I understand why you made your choices. But, tell me your side." "They talked about him splitting them open and eating them like a pistachio-," "Oh helllll no!!" "That's what I said!" I exclaimed in validation. "You know whatv Only because I have to— you're suspended from the field for two weeks and have more paperwork to fill out for the next week. But way to go Y/N! Stand up for what you believe in! And I know that Derek was acting mad.. but he's proud of you. Just so you know"

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