Bob was the toughest crow in the cornfield. He wasn't scared of any scarecrows.
Whenever he snacked on some corn, the gangs of scarecrows would be afraid of him and his sharp beak.
Then a group of scarecrows marched in and gave Bob a hard time. He hated this new gang.
"Wazzup slut hoes, why are you in my cornfield?" Bob asked the taller gay one.
He punched Bob in the face. "This is our field now."
Bob was offended. He began pecking at the straight one with large hair but he broke Bobs beak off with his hair tentacles.
"Whoa m8 you seem serious" Bob stated. "Can I join your gang"
"Eat shit Bob" Frank the scarecrow said and ripped his wings off and snapped his small bird neck.
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Funny MCR Short FanFics
FanfictionShort, terribly written fanfics done in under 5 minutes with barely any proof reading. A.K.A. The ramblings of a bored mcr fan who cries a lot
