Okay so on my Instagram (@gerardwaytoohot) I told my followers to contribute a sentence to a fanfic in the comments. Wow, they really succeeded. Easily my favorite fanfic ever. I did not write it, I merely smoothed out the edges. But here you go.
Gerard and Frank were walking in a butcher shop. Frank threw frozen meat at gerard, which made gerard cry and feel very betrayed. To get revenge gerard shoved Frank in to the meat freezer, but Frank just married a beautiful steak named jamia. But Gerard snuck in one day and stole jamia the steak while Frank was sleeping. Frank threw a fit, and yelled at gerard to tell him why, and gerard replied with "I did it for the lolz". Frank sighed, shaking his hair and looking at Gerard through the 5 ft height gap and said "Gee, this isn't the Way in to my heart." He paused "if you wanted my lovin' all you had to do was ask". Frank pulled out a stepladder to get to Gerard's height. They kissed, but Frank fell off the stepladder from the force of the kiss and broke his leg. It shattered all over the floor and Frank needed to go to the ER. Gerard and Frank ended up fucking in a hospital bed.
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Funny MCR Short FanFics
FanfictionShort, terribly written fanfics done in under 5 minutes with barely any proof reading. A.K.A. The ramblings of a bored mcr fan who cries a lot
