this isnt even funny

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Mikey and Ray were holding hands, walking through the park. Ray was quieter than usual. That usually meant something was wrong. He's almost never quiet.

"What's wrong, babe?" Mikey asked, concerned.

Tears were starting to stream down his cheeks. "I don't know anymore..."

Mikey turned to face him, cupping Rays cheek with his hand. "Please tell me what's wrong."

Ray looked him in the eye. "I was watching Doctor Who and... I saw The Angels Take Manhattan. I haven't recovered." He broke out sobbing.

Mikey started crying too and they sat in the park crying for a few hours.

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"Mikey, for the last time, I'm not gay!" Gerard said to his brother.

Mikey sighed. "Gerard, you're literally jacking off to gay porn."

"Your point is?" Gerard asked, coming all over his leg. It was glittery.

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these are shit I'm so sorry I'm just bored

~sidonia

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