Bewitched

CHAPTER FORTY ONE: Birthday disaster

Yanny

I am madly and deeply in love with you. Those were the words that kept on repeating inside my head. Ako pala ang babaeng hinihintay ni Eugene? So Aly's hunch was really right all this time?

I lay my head on the table. I can't concentrate on cooking. Maybe I will just cook a pasta dish instead and bake some pesto and cheese bread. Yeah! That's right.

I look at the clock after I was done cooking. It was almost eight already and any moment dadating na si Byron. I arrange the table and took out the bottle of wine from the fridge. I love cold wine.

I took out my small birthday cake as well and arranged the pasta on the table.

After thirty minutes wala pa rin si Byron. I tried calling him but his phone is off again.

"Baka natraffic lang." I said to myself then I just make myself busy by taking pictures of myself and the food on the table.

Nine o'clock came and still kahit anino ni Byron wala.

"Baka mas traffic lang." I said to myself once again. He can't possibly forget that it's my birthday today right? I told him that a week ago. Another thirty minutes have passed pero wala pa rin sya. Pagdating ng alas diyes ng gabi I decided to open the bottle of wine and poured myself a glass to drink.

Why isn't he here yet? Is he busy? May meeting ba?

"Baka may parada ng mga elepante sa Edsa kaya sya natrapik." I said in a slurred speech. Then I laugh out loud. I think what I had just said was so hilarious I 'm finding it hard to stop laughing.

Gosh I am so tipsy right now. I look at the bottle of wine at nakakalahati na pala ako.

"Whooops sorry Byron mauubusan na yata kita." I said to the bottle then I giggled then I stopped when a memory entered my mind. It was the photo that Eugene showed me awhile ago.

"Hindi trapik!!!!! Magkasama kayo ni Helena ngayon at nagsesexy time ano? While I am here stupidly waiting for you!" I said to our huge wedding picture na iniregalo ni dad sa amin a few months ago. How it got here? Di ko na din maalala.

Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup.

I tried lighting up the candle on my cake but di ko alam kung alin sa dalawa yung sisindihan ko. Did I even put two candles? I am pretty quite sure I only put one kanina.

Whatever! Hiccup.

I took the wine bottle and then I decided it will be less troublesome if doon ko na lang derechong iinumin yung wine.

"Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me!!!! Happy birthday babaeng kwago!!!! Happy birthday to me." I sang to myself then I giggled because how can anyone get off tuned singing a freaking Birthday song?

Suddenly my wonderful husband appeared at our dinning area.

Byron

Pakshet! I totally forgot that it is that owl's birthday today! Damnation!!!!

I glance at my watch as I stride towards the front door. I walk towards the dinning area and saw Yanny holding a bottle of wine. I noticed a cake, some baked bread and pasta on a beautifully arranged table. I shrug. Bakit ko ba nakalimutan? Nakakainis!

"Hon!" Yanny said then she stands up at pasuray suray na lumapit sa akin. I smell wine on her. "Welcome to Yanny's birthday bash!!!!" She said then she raised both her hands up pouring drops on wine on the floor.

Lumapit ako sa kanya then I snatch the wine bottle from her hand. I was shock to see that it is almost empty.

"You drank this much already Yanny?" I exclaimed as I showed the bottle to her.

"It's my birthday and we're gonna party like it's my birthday. We gonna sip Bacardi like it's my birthday." She sang while dancing. I grab her because she almost stumbled down on the floor.

"You're drunk already Yanny. Let's go. I am bringing you now into your room. You have to rest already." I said habang inaalayan sya but she moved away from me.

"Geesh! You are one hell of a party pooper Byron! You're a Loser!!!!" Yanny said tapos she stuck out her tongue at me and placed an L on her forehead.

I took a deep breath then I walk towards her again. I have to be patient because she is drunk right now. "I am sorry I forgot your birthday okay. Magpahinga ka na." I softly said to her. Biglang nagbago yung mood ni Yanny. She looks angry at me now.

"You forgot because you were so busy making love to that Helen of Troy!" She angrily shouted at me then she started smiling. "Oh my god Brad Pitt is so hot in that film! I almost drooled while watching it." Yanny said then she started giggling like a love sick teenage girl.

I pulled her towards the stairs. I never knew she could be this handful when drunk. Paano din nya nalaman na kasama ko si Helena kanina?

She stops walking when we reached the living room.

"Hindi ba talaga ako maganda?" She suddenly asks me. I grunted. Here we go again. Tsk!

Without any warning Yanny suddenly took off her shirt exposing her undergarment. I stared at her perfect looking breasts. So she is hiding all of those inside her ruffled shirts huh?

Using a lot of effort I managed to look away and covered her body with my suit.

"Yanny stop this lasing ka na." I firmly said to her. Suddenly her eyes started to become cloudy and hazy. She moves closer to me and then she slowly let her soft brown hair loose.

"Don't you even find me sexy hon....ney?" She said in a very seductive voice making all the muscle in my body tremble. With the tip of her index finger she gently parted my lips. I can't move. I felt like I am bewitched.

"Don't you even find me beautiful?" She whispered in my ears then after that she removed her eyeglasses. I gaze at her doe-like eyes. I am so hypnotize. Yanny moves a little closer to me until our lips almost touched.

"Love me." She said in a very sultry voice turning on something inside me. I felt like I am in a trance. I want to devour her full lips to have a taste.

"Give me love Byron." Yanny whispered again and this time I started kissing her. I heard her moan and I think I did too but I am so lost in our passionate kiss I can't think straight anymore. Yanny fits perfectly in my arms. I close my eyes to feel more. I can't stop.

Suddenly her lips were gone then I heard a loud thud. When I opened my eyes Yanny is already lying on the floor.....sleeping.

I grunted. She is such a pain in the ass. How can she sleep like this after seducing me?

I sighed and carried her to her bedroom. I gently lay her down and smile as I watch her peacefully sleep.

"Are you really an owl or a tigress hiding in an owl's skin?" I softly asked my sleeping wife.