No Homo (KickTheStickz)

No Homo

Chris Kendall and PJ Liguori were in PJ's bedroom getting ready to go to sleep. They along with their friends Dan Howell and Phil Lester had just finished game night which had ended in a rather painful game of Twister.

"I've gotta say, tonight was really fun," Chris, smiling at PJ.

"I'm glad you had a good time," PJ said, a smile on his face as well.

Chris walked over to PJ and hugged him, catching the curly-haired boy off-guard. "Thanks for including me in the festivities."

PJ smiled down at the shorter boy. "You're welcome. But of course I would include you. You're my friend."

"And I'm glad." Chris let him go, smiling widely. "No homo."

PJ raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Okay..."

"Just don't want you to get the wrong idea," Chris said before winking at him.

PJ laughed. "Whatever you say, Chris."

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PJ sat down at the kitchen table. He was over at Chris's house and they were filming a new YouTube video, with yet another suggestive title. Chris seemed to like the bacon he'd cooked and he was in a good mood. It had become easier to show physical affection in each other's company, but there was something PJ wanted to try.

It was the end of the video and just as they'd discussed, he and Chris slowly leaned in to kiss, with the plan to troll their fans by having the camera go black right before their lips touched and pull away. Instead, at the point they were supposed to pull away, PJ closed the distance between them and kissed Chris on the lips.

It lasted only for a few seconds and when PJ pulled away, Chris looked at him more in curiosity than shock. PJ went and turned the camera off before sitting back at the table.

"You wanna tell me what that was about?" Chris asked, the edges of his lips barely turned up into a smile.

"Well, we've done this once before and if it's going to become a running gag, I wanted to see how it would feel to actually kiss you. I was curious."

Chris nodded in understanding. "So how was it?"

PJ smiled. "It was good. No homo though."

Chris smirked. "Sure Peej."

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Chris was smiling from ear to ear. He and PJ were guests at StickAid and now his curly-haired friend was sitting on top of him with his crotch right at the back of his head after having given him a very weird 'lap dance'.

"I want to feel more!" Chris said into the microphone.

Everyone in the room laughed and then he felt PJ thrust his crotch forward twice, causing the room to hoot and holler.

"Oh my God," Chris muttered.

PJ got off of him and sat back down in his seat. "I hope you enjoyed that!"

"It was wonderful!" Chris said, still grinning like an idiot.

"I think we've provided enough entertainment for one day."

"Yeah." Chris turned to the crowd. "Thanks for inviting us everyone."

The people clapped as he and PJ walked out of the room. Once they were out of sight, PJ turned to Chris, smiling.

"How was it?"

"The lap dance or the event?"

"Both."