(Submitted by @SkyTwist )
TZS: "Hey guys we got another--"
Orange: "NO!"
Blu: "She still upset about the kiss that--"
Orange: "NO GOD PLEASE NO!"
TZS: "Listen! This one is much simpler and--"
Orange: "NO!"
TZS: "Just let me say it--"
Orange: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
TZS: "YOU JUST HAVE TO POSE WITH CALLIE AND MARIE!"
Agent 1: *Slaps TZS*
"DOOD! IDENTITY!!!"TZS: "I MEANT AGENT 1 AND AGENT 2!!! ow..."
Orange: *breaths heavily*
"What pose?"TZS: "You know the 'Stay Fresh' pose?"
Agent 2: "Hey... That's our thing!"
CC: "Why that pose anyway? Why can't you do something more epic or scary?"
Agent 1: "Because we want them to stay fresh gramps not stay freaked out..."
CC: "But it'll add a little drama!"
Agent 2: "Meh, I'm not so hot on drama..."
Agent 1: "Why do they say not so hot anyway, it's not like--"
TZS: "GUYS FOCUS!!"
Agent 1: "Okay let me get dressed..."
TZS: "No! We're doing it in our hero suits!"
Agent 2: "So unfashionable... But fine..."
Orange: *poses*
"Stay Orange!"Agent 1: "Not even close! First off we need your arm bent at a forty five degree angle with a slight movement of fingers and the tiny gesture with your wrist counts. Remember to also lift the left foot half a meter of the ground and..."
Orange: "I HATE MATH! AND FASHION!"
Blu: "DONT U GO DER GIRLFRAN!"
TZS: "Um... Just do it please? This has just been one long mess of a dare..."
Blu: *poses*
"Staaaaaay salty!"Agent 1: "NU-UH! You need to move your fist open so it's sparkling like this and--"
Agent 2: *punches Agent 1*
"Stop mentoring! It's never gonna work!"CC: *jumps into a pose*
"Staaaaaaaaay *serious voice* alert for any octarian activity that may lead to the stealing of zapfish.... I mean fresh!"
*falls over*TZS:"Okay my turn..."
*poses*
"Stay Fresh... Like the seafood... Oh... I get it now. Now I'm hungry for some..."Agent 1: "....What's seafood?...."
Judd: "Meow (Ya don't wanna know...)"
Blu: "Well anyway, thanks for reading this episode of--"
TZS: *punches Blu*
"That's my thing! No breaking the fourth wall for you!
Ahem, of TRUTH OR DARE! Join us in the next...
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