Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #8

(Sorry guys for the delay... IM GOING IN ORDER NOW >:D)
(Submitted by @FnafMudkip7705 )

TZS: "Yay! Something normal for once!"

Orange and Blu: "What is it?"

Agent 1: "Aw... The newly wedded couples are talking on sync! How cute..."

Orange: "I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"

Agent 1: (O-O)

Blu: "So what is it?"

Orange: "Is it's safe?... GODAMN MOTHERS INSTINCT!!!"

Agent 2: "Come on! Spill the beans!"

CC: *spills canned beans*
*Everyone looks at CC*
"What? Not supposed to be canned?"

TZS: "We're gonna get a zapfish with no special weapons and bombs!"

Orange and Blu: "EASY!"

Agent 1: "Aw--"

Orange and Blu: "STFU!!!"

TZS: "Alright! First Orange!"

Orange: "Alright!"
*goes in*
*comes out two minutes later*

Agent 2: "Forget something?"

Orange: *lifts zapfish*
"DONE!"

*everyones mouth drops*

TZS: "Good... Alright go Blu!"

Blu: "YES!"
*goes inside*
*comes out ten minutes later*

Agent 2: "crap..."

Blu: *lifts zapfish*
"Done, Done and Done!"

TZS: "Go agent 1!"

Agent 1: *goes in*
*comes out two days later*
"HOLEE GAWD YOULL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE!"

Agent 2: *shudders*
"What?"

Agent 1: "WHELP... I BROKE MY NAIL!!! Oh and a few bones..."

Agent 2: "NOT TEH NAILS!"

TZS: "Go agent 2"

Agent 2: "crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap..."
*goes in*
*comes out twenty minutes laterwith octoling goggles*

Agent 1: "whu?"

Agent 2: "ONE DAY CHANGES YOU SPIRIT MON! YOU MUST FIGHT TO STRIVE!"

Agent 2: *pulls out bloody sword*
"RAAAAAAAA!!!!"

TZS: "Well then... CC!"

CC: "whatch and learn buckos!"
*goes in*

Agent 1: "um... Do you think he'll make it?"

Agent 2: "Probably captured again..."

Agent 1: "don't worry just play some music and he breaks free on his own..."

TZS: "Wut?"