Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Truth #2

(Even though this is more leaning toward the dare side, I am CRAVING truths!)
(Submitted by @cookerstarring )
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TZS: "Alright guys it's Saturday again!"

Orange: "OH NO!"

Blu: "BUT MY ARM IS STILL BROKEN!"

Agent 1: "I JUST APPLIED A FRESH LAUER OF MAKEUP!"

Agent 2: "I APPLIED WAY MORE EFFECTIVE MAKEUP THAN HER!"

CC: "IM TOO OLD FOR THIS!"

Judd: *asleep*

TZS: " Guys! It's all right! Only a harmless truth."

Orange: "Thank GOD!"

Agent 2: "Don't hold your breath sissy, as the shippers are comin to get ya!"

TZS: "Truth is..."

CC: "F*CKING KIDZ AND THEIR SUSPENSE!"

TZS: *points at agent 1 & 2*
"Tell each other ur true feelings 'bout each other!"

Blu: "LAWLS!"

Agent 1: "What kind of dare is that? What I'm I? Attracted to my own sister?"

Agent 2: "YA! It's not like I spent ten years with Callie just because I liked her better sense of fashion!"

Agent 1: "...what?"

Agent 2: "I MEAN-- You don't know fashion at all! I'm still teh best at fashion n stuff!"

Agent 1: "Marie... You hang out with me because you were jealous of me?"

Agent 2: "I... Er... Um... Der... Pikachu... Mmm... Er..."

Agent 1: "HOHOHOHO I KNEW U WERE JEALOUS OF ME!"

Agent 2: "No I wasn't! Besides now I'm no longer jealous!"

TZS: "TRUTH?"

Agent 2: "....."

Agent 1: "mmm?"

Agent 2: ".... Fine I'm still sorta jealous that 75% of our fans are yours..."

Orange: "Just like me and Blu!"

Blu: "It's more of a 50/50 right?"

TZS: "Alright! Truth completed!"

Agent 1: "Now let's go shopping Marie!"

Agent 2: " Yeah... Shopping!"

TZS: "No! Don't go there's... One more dare..."
*sigh*