[Yes... The guy that's number one on your hit lists is back. Yaaaaaaaay!]
[Requested by @squigglydelicious ]
Rules:
Orange: "Oh hey, another dare! Wow the lying game? Interesting..."
TZS: "Yup! Pretty cool huh?"
Blu: "Okay... So are we just gonna overlook the fact that this guy came back from his three month absence and wanted us to prank each other?"
Agent 2: "Pretty much... It's expected as usual... He's just that kind of guy."
TZS: "Alright, who's pranking first?"
Blu: "Why doesn't Mr. Gone-and-supposedly-dead-but-comes-back-three-months-later go first?"
TZS: "Ouch. Okay then, since I'm already an a$$hole in your books."
Judd: "meow meow (just go a$$hole!)"
TZS: "See? THIS IS WHY I LEFT!"
Judd: "meow meow mew... (Chill bro, I didn't mean it seriously...)"
TZS: "YOU KNOW WHAT? F*CK THIS SH!T IM OUT!"
*leaves*Blu: "uh... Was that legit rage it or another excuse?"
Orange: "Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish Kabob...."
.....
TZS: "Did I prank you guys yet?"
Agent 1: "F*ck you."
TZS: "I'm gonna take that as a yes!"
Agent 1: "Oh! I got a good prank!"
TZS: "Remember it has to be better than mine!"
Orange: "Even blu can top your idiotic prank... "
*Blu's staring intensifies*TZS: " That's besides the point!"
Agent 1: *sets up dynamite*
*blows a chunk off of Marie's house*
"There we go! Now wait till Marie comes back from the washroom..."Agent 2: "Hey guys why are you all staring at my house? Do you want some snacks or someth-- WHAT THE F*CK?!"
Agent 1: "Pranked chu!"
Agent 2: " YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! 'No damaging things that are irreplaceable' 'no damaging really expensive stuff' DISQUALIFIED!!!"
Agent 1: "Well your house is replaceable... And there are much more expensive things than your house."
TZS: "Ha ha... So true."
Orange: "so true it hurts"
Agent 2: *Splatters Agent 1*
"Well she is replaceable and there's much more expensive things than her. And she's not a child!"Blu: "Who the *quack* made this game anyway? Why only children and animals?"
Government: "This is the police, you're under arrest for assaulting a poor lady!"
Agent 1:*respawns*
"Yeah!"Agent 2: "She should be arrested too! She damages personal property!"
Government: "But that's not part of the rules posted above."
TZS: "the truth is so painful..."
Agent 2: "WTF THIS GAME MAKES NO SENNNNNNSE!"
*drives away*Orange: "eh... Splatoon prison is only an hour..."
Agent 1: "eh, never was my sister anyway."
TZS: " I should just end it here (0.O)
Anyway thanks for reading:
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