(Sorry @WesleyDelValle9 I'll get to you right after, I need to focus my piority on the new people if you'll understand... But I promise I'll do yours after this.)
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TZS: "Hey! Look! Listen! Hey! Look! Listen! Hey! Look! Listen! Hey! Look! Listen!"
Orange: "What?" *looks at phone* "WHAT?"
Blu: "Don't make us kiss! Don't make us kiss! Don't make us kiss! Don't make us kiss! Don't make us kiss!"
CC: "Kids these days... Repeating themselves over and over again..."
Orange: " I don't know how to sing!"
Blu: "Sing what?" *looks at phone* "Ha... Show you the world? EASY MONEY!!!"
TZS: "???"
Blu: "Childhood song right there! Let's do this!"
Orange: "Wait I dunno how to--"
Blu: "I can show you the Turf...
Messy, deadly like us kiiiiiiids
Tell me, Orange, now when did
You last let your gun decide.
I can open your eyes..."
TZS: "That's not how you sing--"
Blu: "Take your tower by tower!
Over mines and waaaater
On a magic squid ride!
A whole new BAAAAAASE!
A new sniper point of view,
No one to keep us under their toe...
Or say we are only noooooobs."
TZS: "Stop making up your own lyrics and sing the--"
Orange: *gulp*
"A whole new BAAAAAASE!
A deadly place I never knew...
But when I'm in the ink.
It's flamingo piiiiiink,
The ink in the new base that we are in."
TZS: "We never did their ACTUAL dare!!!"
Blu and Orange: "A BRAAAAND NEW BAAAAASE!!!!"
TZS: "F*ck it I'm done..."
Blu: "That was beautiful Orange! Wasn't it agent 1? Agent 1?"
*finds agent 1 behind boxes*
Agent 1: "Let it goooo!
Let it gooooo!
You'll never see me ink!
Here I stand, in the ink of war...
Let the war rage oooooon--
OH HEY GUYS!"
Orange and Bluzi: *laughs*
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