Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

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Agent 2: "Hello...? Anybody there?"

TZS: "BLEH!"

Agent 2: "HOLY CARP!"

TZS: "Ahahaha!"

Agent 2: "Where the heck did you come from! I thought you were dead--"

TZS: "nevermind that, I've got some news for all youse."

Agent 2: "all youse? I'm the only one here."

TZS: "er... yeah about that--"

Agent 2: "Come to think of it where's everybody anyway?"

TZS: "Y'see... everybody's--"

Agent 2: "Callie? Cap'n?"

TZS: "Would you just--"

Agent 2: "Orange? Blu? I wrote a fanfic about you! Come beat me up!"

TZS: "Actually they're all--"

Agent 2: "JUDD I HAVE KITTY TREATS--"

TZS: "CAPTAIN CUTTLEFISH IS DEAD, ORANGE AND BLU ARE GROWN UP - HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS AND YOUR SISTER COUSIN THINGIE IS POSSIBLY EVIL/BRAINWASHED!!!"

Agent 2: "...."

TZS: "Shall we get back to it?"

Agent 2: "I'm just gonna go wear traditional Japanese clothing, hold an umbrella even though it's not sunny nor rainy and go hide behind a shack now..."

TZS: "...but I haven't even introduced the new cast yet!"

Agent 2: "Go home Im drunk."

TZS: "ITS BEEN THIRTY SECONDS!"

Agent 2: *hic*

TZS: "Well...
Say hello to Agent 4 Pink and Agent 5 Green, Guest stars Marina and Pearl and also Judd/ Baby Judd!"

Judd Jr. : "I have crippling depression!"

Pearl: "Fresh."

Marina: "Depression is fresh?"

Pink and Green: *intensely staring at Marina and Pearl*

Agent 2: "F*ck me..."

Blu: "hey! You're back! I was wondering when--"

TZS: "YOU'RE A SECRET CHARACTER - WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET!"

Blu: "oh... back to the tool shed I go..."

TZS: "Truth or Dare Agents have returned and bigger than ever! Please start requesting again and I will respond now!"