(We should get some truths... Anyway submitted by our old friend @WesleyDelValle9 )
TZS: (Automated voice)
"You got a dare."
*zelda get item sound*Blu: "Okay... Since nothing can get worse why is it?"
Orange: *slaps Blu*
"Don't screw it up, idiot!"Agent 1: "That's no way to treat your husband!"
Orange: *red eyes*
(Deep demonic voice)
"We do not speak of that!"TZS: "Okay... Anyway Blu you're outta this one."
Blu: *air fist pumps*
"Who hoo! Scott free 4 me!"Orange: "WHAT?! Aw come on!"
Blu: "FREEDOOOOOOM!!!"
*jumps out tenth floor window*TZS: "Okay! Since now he's gone we can finally do the dare, which is for Orange!"
Orange: "F*ck you."
TZS: "No it's a good dare! It comes with a present too!"
*hands her cardboard box wrapped in duct tape*Orange: "It's not gonna explode is it?!"
Agent 2: "Hopefully it explodes... I be bored buckos!"
Agent 1: "Hey that was pretty good!"
CC: "I be sick of yer foolish accents buckos..."
Orange: *dramatically opens it*
"It's... A tomato...."TZS: "SLAP CAAAAAAAM!"
Orange: "On who?"
TZS: "Blu of course!"
Orange: "..."
Agent 2: "Aw... She finally hesitates to think about her love--"
Orange: "AAAAAAWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!! GIVE ME TEN MORE OF THESE I WANNA DROWN HIM IN TOMATOES!"
Agent 1: "What did you say Marie?"
Agent 2: "..."
Blu: *opens door slowly*
"H-h-hey guys... I think I broke my leg from j-j-jumping, can somebody get me to the h-h-hospital...?"Orange: "Sure! Anything for you!"
*lifts him up*Blu: " W-w-wow you are nice!.... Maybe I s-s-should rethink the whole... *cough*... wife thing. Y-y-you are both beautiful and--"
*SPLAT*
Orange: "BOOP A DOOP A DOOP DOOP I DON LUV U ANYMOAR! (Markiplier Reference)"
*drops him and jumps out same window*Blu: *groans*
TZS: (O.O)
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