( submitted by @p1kacr4ft )
TZS: "I know some of you hate this, but..."
Orange: *facepalms*
"F*ck my life..."CC: "Woah language!"
Agent 1: "Gramps don't bother, in this f*cking generation, everything is f*cked up as sh!t."
CC: "Yer just proved it bucko..."
TZS: "ooookay... Anyway, the dare is this!"
Blu: "WILL WE DIE?"
TZS: *pulls out Splatoon*
Blu: "NOOOOO I WANNA LIVE LONGER-- OMG SPLATOON I WANNA PLAY!!!!"
Agent 2: "I get to live with idiots..."
Agent 1: "Hey I'm not an idiot! I'll have you know I earned a degree!"
Agent 2: *mutters*
"In being stupid..."Agent 1: "WHAT?!"
Agent 2: "Nothin'"
TZS: "Anyway I got enough copies for all of you... So go home and play and then tell me how it is tommorrow!"
*hands out splatoon discs*TZS: "Alright goodnight!"
(The Next Day)
TZS: *Yawn*
"Morning guys how was yesterday? I bet you-- GAH!"Orange: "...what...?"
TZS: "WTF DID YOU DO YOU LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE THAT HAD BABIES WITH FRANKINSTEIN!!!!"
Orange: "He... I played Splatoon all night... Good news is I'm level 32 now."
TZS: "I had the game for a month and I'm still level 18!"
Orange: *yawn*
"LOL... No0b..."
*falls alseep*TZS: "Oooookay then let's check on everybody else--GACK NOT AGAIN!!!"
Everyone:
"We all played all... Night..."
*yawn*Blu: "Level 31.... Can't beat Orange--"
*falls asleep while standing*Agent 1: "Turned the game... On and off just to see my report over and over again... I look fatter on TV..."
Agent 2: "You look fat in real life..."
TZS: "You know what... Just go back to sleep no more dare for any of you today.
Anyway thanks guys for reading this and see ya guys next time!"
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