"OMG!" squealed Vivi, laughing hysterically, slamming her hand on the table/mensa. "Nice!!!"
Selena slowly chewed on a strawberry, not amused with the stupid joke, until Vivi opened her order of Sausage roll and squeezed a packet of single serve tomato sauce on her lunch.
"To.....Toma.....TOMATO!" she spluttered, accidentally inhaling strawberry through the nose and ejecting it shortly after.
The disgusting goop of strawberry and mucus flavoured snot flew out of Selena's nose, splattering squarely on the tip of Wendy's nose.
"Ewwww," she muttered, but didn't scream. A scream from Wendy was worth a mountain of diamonds. It was that rare.
Wendy plucked a rose embroidered handkerchief form her purse and wiped the ejection of her nose.
"Please kindly avoid recycling your waste on me, thank you very much." said Wendy, looking down on Selena. "Lowly farmer." she spat.
At the sidelines, Lauren and Emily were giggling.
"As funny as my phone!" laughed Emily.
"STAPH IT!" squealed Lauren, wheezing with laughter.
Jessie and Stephanie came running up.
"What did Uncle Jessie miss?" said Jessie, raising an eyebrow seductively.
Stephanie burst out laughing. "Uncle Jessie doesn't miss anything ever!"
While Wendy disappeared to the toilet block to clean her 'filthy' and 'peasant-infected' handkerchief, Selena and Vivi were filling Jessie and Stephanie with the latest gossip.
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The Eight Idiots
HumorDo you think you are crazy? You can never beat this book. And who said being crazy is bad? It is proven to make you think creatively and imaginatively. So whether you like stupid jokes, being a smurf or the smell of the underground train station, t...
