The Eight Idiots

Day 53

It was a horribly rainy and gloomy day. It smelt all rainy and the roads were all wet and watery. Every bus or heavy vehicle that drove past sent everyone ducking for cover because there was literally a river at the side of the roads.

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During recess, Stephanie heartily shook Sophie's hand and asked her, "Do you like humans?" Sophie had the WTF look on her face so Stephanie asked her "Do you like human rights?" Sophie was like "Sure I do." Stephanie shook her hand and presented her with a "I (heart) HUMAN RIGHTS!"

There really was no explanation why it was so funny, just the suddenness of how it was brought up. Sophie started to laugh, her teeth half sunk into the sausage roll she was eating. Emily pinned the badge to Sophie's arm. Sophie did a little thumbs up, flashing the badge. Then everyone laughed again.

"Did you find this at the HSIE area?" asked Sophie.

"No she found it on the ground in the English corridor," said Emily.

"Oh okay," said Sophie. Then she laughed again.

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This meant instead of sitting at the usual table, everyone sat right in front of the toilet block. There was a PE CPR test today, with the class making out and kissing mannequins again. We cracked rubber ribs, punched the fake hearts and kissed the lips.

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Also, at lunch, Wendy showed us the best fruit ever. It looked like a grape, and a tomato, and a pumpkin and a watermelon. BUT GUESS WHAT? When Wendy bit into the tiny grape-shaped fruit, it was a goddamn miniature stupid kiwifruit. Selena brought a salad that she didn't end up eating so that got thrown around. There was also a salad roll that I forgot who bought, that got thrown around as well. (I think Lauren bought it.) Still, everything continued as Wendy chewed on her mind boggling kiwifruit. Lauren, Jessie, Emily, Selena and Vivi bought this rip off $3.50 sorbet in empty fruit peels. It was the size of half an avocado or smaller, and it cost $3.50. Stephanie commented on how it was worth more than 3 frozen cokes.

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During the last period, in HSIE, Vivi entered the class still nibbling on her already empty lemon peel. It was already strange to destroy your teeth and eat a lemon, but no, Vivi happily chewed on her lemon peel.

Also, Stephanie and Emily were discussing 'Buff tongues," a tongue with so much muscle, it developed its own bicep and triceps. Vivi snorted too loud and the teacher caught the three laughing. Selena was behind them, laughing at who knows what.