Its been a 2 year hiatus but The Eight Idiots are back!
We're tipping into Year 12 within a few weeks and it's terrifying. Year 11 exams are almost over (Biology to go but why study when you can add a chapter to a book on Wattpad you haven't touched for two years?)
We all feel a lot more mature now that two years have past, with some of us entering adulthood next year! (except for the fetuses of the group). The pimples haven't completely subsided but they are on their way out.
Naturally, interesting things have happened in the past two years, many of which I can still recall and write down.
---Maths Regret---
Almost all of us chose 4U maths. Why? We will never know... but after those prelim maths exams, no one really knows what the maths faculty was thinking.
Maybe they didn't have enough teachers and are trying to scare us into dropping 4U
Maybe James Ruse is holding the maths faculty captive and forcing them into making very hard tests
Maybe the universe panics when we do the maths tests and time speeds up, so instead of having 60 minutes, we actually only had 27 minutes.
Maybe there is still an undiscovered brain-eating amoeba that just snacks on our brains when year 11 starts so we are getting dumber?
Because sometimes when you do math tests, against your better judgements, 1+3 = 5, 2x3 = 5, area of a circle is 2pi radius squared, 3 cubed is 9.
But worst of all
5=6
Yes I wrote that on a test
We are all geniuses :)
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