It all happened in English class.
The teacher instructed the class to come up with a famous fairy tale and turn it into a poem. Wendy, Jessie (heehee) Stephanie and Sophie were put in a group and Lauren, Vivi, Selena and Emily were in another.
Lauren's group decided to do "Little Red Riding Hood" and twisted it, adding a very unexpected and weird ending. Wendy's group......a mystery. (something about a mermaid)
After English class, Emily decided to do a shipping poem of her own. It looked like this:
Wendy and Jessie held their hands
Through a recent one-night stand
Suddenly Stephanie waltzed in
And drank a bottle full of gin.
Now she was really drunk
Her bubbly mood suddenly sunk
At Wendy, she did point
And punched her in the elbow joint.
"My love for Jessie really hurts."
Wendy seduced as she flirts
"But Jessie keeps my pain away"
"She never makes me ever sway"
Stephanie was red with anger
She then came stomping over.
She swung her hand back
And slapped Wendy on the neck
Wendy's head came tumbling down
With that very eternal frown
Stephanie bellowed with love
"Jessie is my only dove!"
Lauren marched over and swung her hand
She hit Jessie and made it GRAND!
Jessie head came rolling down.
With the facial expression of a clown.
"You took my lover"
"Now you shall suffer"
Lauren stomped on Jessie's head.
The head became squashed and bled.
Vivi rolled over, dancing and snorting
This scene, will never be ending
Selena high jumped in, denting the floor
"Wonderful! There's death and gore!"
Wendy's head reattached.
And suddenly de-attached
Jessie's head did the same
It was like a video game
Sophie kneeled down next to the heads
Tears streaming down in bed
She carried the lifeless body in
And touched her cold skin.
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The Eight Idiots
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