2016 CHAPTER!
(This is a huge-ass mega chapter because so much has happened in the term and i didn't write anything :D) CLICKBAIT HEHEEE
1.
"Oh my gosh," said Emily, who was playing Plague on her phone. "This is the best BEST news flash I have ever seen. Sophie Sophie SOphie SOphie Sophie SOPHIE!" Emily tugged on Sophie's shoulder.
"What?" Sophie asked, bracing for the dumb joke.
"Listen to this," Emily said. "Hang on.......got it. Listen."
Emily cleared her throat.
"High-tech camo tank lost by army," she said.
There was around three seconds of silence until Sophie started to laugh her ass off. The two raced over to Vivi and told her the joke.
"HAHHAHAHHA--snort- HAHAHAHHAHAH NICE!!!" laughed Vivi.
The three raced over to Lauren and told her the joke.
"Whah...." said Lauren, raising an eyebrow.
"You don't get the joke?" screeched Emily.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Sophie yelled.
Vivi just laughed.
2.
"Guys I have a surprise for you!" Emily said cheerfully as she walked up to the giant chess pieces.
"What?" everyone moaned. (SHUT UP EVERYONE NO THOUGHTS!)
"PORN!" Emily yelled, holding two chess Pawns and waving them around.
Everyone moaned again.
"Here. This is Katy Perry's horse." said Emily, holding up a black knight "DARK HORSE!"
Everyone groaned.
"And this is my mum." Emily said, holding another pawn. "Meet my mummy, Kanye West."
"Oh jesus christ," said Sophie.
3.
"Did your Instagram get hacked?" asked Selena to Lauren.
"Did I?" Lauren checked her Instagram. "Yeah I did."
"You are acting so unusually calm for someone who just got hacked!" said Sophie.
"This old friend of mine used my account and wrote a post."
"Lemme read it!" Emily said.
"No," said Lauren. "I am going to call her."
There was a short silence as Lauren dialed her old 'friend.'
"Hello?"
Emily started to scream into Lauren's phone.
"SHUT UP!" said Lauren. "no no no no not you."
"BLE BLE BLEHHHH LEKWJREK!"
"SHUT UP! No! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!" yelled Lauren.
Lauren moved away from the group to get some peace and serenity. Unfortunately, she didn't realise that her friends had legs to and were able to walk.
"BLEH LEBLHELEE ALWKJLKJ LALALALDEEELALAA" everyone yelled into Lauren's phone.
"BE QUIET! NO I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU, IM REALLY SORRY," yelled Lauren.
"Why are you so kind to someone who just hacked your instagram?" asked Emily...
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The Eight Idiots
HumorDo you think you are crazy? You can never beat this book. And who said being crazy is bad? It is proven to make you think creatively and imaginatively. So whether you like stupid jokes, being a smurf or the smell of the underground train station, t...
