The Eight Idiots

Day 54

"Hey there is an elevator over there," said Lauren, pointing at the metal doors. "Let's get down to the streets."

"Aren't we already...." Wendy started to say before shrugging and entering the elevator with everyone else.

"Press 10 to get to street level," Stephanie said. Lauren hit the 10 button and then the elevator door opened.

I will leave the joke there. Figure it out yourself.

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"I realised your bag is really nice," said Emily, looking at the bag on Stephanie's back.

"What the hell? Did you say she has a nice back?" Lauren piped in, with a strange look on her face.

"What?" asked Emily.

"Yesh, my back is so wudderful, yeah?" said Stephanie, striking a pose. "Unlike your hairy back"

"What the hell?" said Lauren for the second time. "No I don't. Besides, how would you know? Have you SEEN my back?"

"No," Stephanie frowned. "And I wouldn't even want to."

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Wendy took a mighty lick of her ice-cream. The perfectly whipped up, beautifully stacked ice-cream received a nose shape in the tower of cream, and there was a smudge of ice-cream on Wendy's nose.

"Ehh, Wendy, there is ice-cream on your nose," said Emily.

As Wendy took out her packet of tissues (the packet is actually really nice. There's like colourful dots on it. Very nice tissue 13/10) and took out one tissue sheet, but that was after Emily had already taken a picture of Wendy's derp face and ice-cream on her nose.