This is going to be the weirdest chapter yet. It would most likely be the chapter you can judge us on.
Warning: Contains stupidity that the average human can not handle. Reader's discretion is advised.
Latin Class
"Oh yeah! I beat you in Latin," Emily said to Lauren, rubbing it hard like salt to the wounds. (ahem cough)
"Well...." Lauren looked at everything before grabbing her laptop and opening the screen. "Well I beat you to opening my laptop lid!"
"No," Vivi bent her screen back further. "I beat you!"
"NO!" Emily pushed her screen back even further. "I beat you more!"
Lauren's laptop was a 360 degree kind of laptop so she picked up her laptop and completely bend it 360 backwards. The smug look on her face was absolutely horrible and hurt the ego of both Emily and Vivi.
"Haha, I beat you!" Lauren said.
"Well...." Emily looked around. "I beat you in using a black pen!"
"Well I BEAT YOU WITH THE AMOUNT OF PIMPLES!" Vivi said.
"Dammit!" said Lauren.
"Why would you be proud of that?" asked Emily.
"Well I BEAT YOU AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS!"
Other examples that happened
I beat you in having more water bottles
I beat you in opening your pocket
I beat you in amount of glasses
I HAVE A LONGER PASSWORD THAN YOU
I HAVE MORE GRAMMA
I WEAR WATCH MORE THAN YOU
Heheee
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The Eight Idiots
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