Lauren, Wendy, Uncle Jessie and Emily were on the bus, near the door thing. Lauren was sipping on her Arizona drink (strangely made in Germany) and swinging it up and down into Emily's face. At around the third swing, when Lauren jerked the bottle up, a blob of the drink shot out of the bottle and splattered onto the ground, surprisingly and shockingly not wetting Emily with sticky sweet liquid (no people....no)
There was an eerie silence for around 5 seconds, before everyone started to laugh.
Lauren laughed her usual Yaoi Laugh, jerking her head in slight movement and hacking out strange little sounds.
"My phone!" said Emily.
Thank god Lauren didn't take another sip of Arizona while Emily said this. It may have resulted in a rather large and 'salivary' puddle of spat out Arizona on the bus.
PHEW!
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OMG IT'S SLENDER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! I HEAR THE STATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wait...its a cricket :)
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