"I saw an Apple employee on the train today," said Emily randomly. "Why do they need so many workers?"
"Aaahh" said Sophie, grinning. "It is because their products are always faulty so they need lots of staff at the Customer Service area!"
"Yeah! You don't see any Windows people because Windows products are top-notch high quality products!"
"Yeah but Windows emplo-" started Lauren
"Have you seen a Windows worker?" interrupted Sophie.
"But Wi-"
"Have you seen one?"
"No, but the Wind-"
"Have you SEEN one?" asked Sophie, wriggling both her eyebrows.
Sophie strolled over to a nearby silver seat that was unfortunately positioned exactly where all the birds preferred to unload their dump.
"Look!" said Sophie as she pointed at the silver seat that had bird crap littered all over it. "That is Apple!"
The seat indeed looked disgusting. Bits of white and brown were strewn over the once-clean seat. The was however a cleanish switch on to of it.
"Press itttt!" said Stephanie, grabbing Emily's hand and making her push it, though it didnt quite make contact.
"Imagine if you hit the button, all the bird crap just comes tumbling down!" said Sophie, laughing while covering her mouth. "And-"
The bell went before Sophie was able to go into further detail of the bird crap machine.
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The Eight Idiots
HumorDo you think you are crazy? You can never beat this book. And who said being crazy is bad? It is proven to make you think creatively and imaginatively. So whether you like stupid jokes, being a smurf or the smell of the underground train station, t...
