The Snape Kid

Chapter 20

Hey guys! Im so soo so so so sorry for the wait! And unfortunately I wont be updating for the next 2 and a bit weeks coz im going to England…. im so so sorry! I hope you enjoy this chapter tho! And feel free to make covers! I don’t know how to make them so if u wanna cover for this story, make one yourself! Hahaha… love youse! <3

Chapter 20

Annaleise’s POV

Dizziness and confusion overwhelmed my brain, oh and pain. Searing pain. Burning pain. Sickening pain. It made me want to vomit, cry and scream all at the same time.  Yet, I couldn’t open my eyes. My spine felt like it was snapped in half and I couldn’t feel my arms or legs. I heard nothing until I concentrated, but then it was only a faint buzz in my ears. A blinding light pulsed through my closed eyelids and made me want to yell at someone to turn it off. My brain seemed focused on making me feel the most pain imaginable. I felt cold, wet tears slide down my cheeks, streaming and unbroken. I heard the faint buzz in my ears become louder and slightly more understandable. Yet, I couldn’t understand a word they were saying. It was just a loud steam of fuzz.

I heard deep and high pitched, what I thought, voices yelling in some foreign language, in that weird buzz. My poor ears are probably going to snap off if I keep listening to this rubbish. I tried twitching my legs, to get my lower body move, but I couldn’t. My arms began to warm up, so I thrashed around. I felt my upper body banging and clashing with instruments and other unknown things. I heard fuzzy yells and screams, but my body was in too much pain to focus. Slowly, as I was clashing around, my head began to warm, so I tested my voice, and as soon as I opened my mouth my ears rang with the noise I was producing. Oops. I tried to close my mouth, but more body had other plans. My mouth seemed content on letting my pain out of my mouth with screams. Well, it didn’t work, coz I still could feel unbearable pain.

Slowly, so slowly, while I was burning, my hearing came back to me. At first it was fuzz, then it was blurry, then it was as clear as crystal. Like my hearing, all of my other body parts began to come back to me. More pain, just what I needed. It felt like my body was on fire. I heard people yell “Stop her!” and “Pin her down!” Oopsies daisies, my mistake. Haha… whoa I must be crazy. I slowly started to stop thrashing and concentrated on staying dead still. Hm. I want chocolate… especially that muggle chocolate… what’s it called? Daisy Chilk? Daykee Zilk? Dairy Milk? Mairy Dilk? Yehh… I think its Dairy Milk. My hunger got the better of me and my stomach growled noisily. I felt a small bubble of laughter float into my mouth. I must have hit my head pretty hard. My body hurts. Urgh. If it doesn’t stop hurting soon I’m gunna hit it so hard it won’t be able to think. Hahaha.. I definitely must be crazy.

Over the pain of my body, I wanted to open my eyes. I felt them flicker, and suddenly all I could see was light. Bright white light. Hey, it rhymes! I’m a poet, did you know it? Hahaha… I started to laugh so hard that my stomach started to hurt too. Lame, but weird. I heard murmurs from around me… confused, amused murmurs. Whoa, I must be a poet... hehe. I opened my eyes again and gazed at the ceiling. I wonder how you build houses. I wonder if they cheated and used Lego… I would. And paint it white after. Nahh… whites boring.. I’d paint it… rainbow!! Yes. I have a new goal in life. Live in a rainbow house. Jeez, if I ever have kids, I’m not gunna be a good role model. I’ll middle name one Rainbow. Hmm..  I want to meet someone called Rayne Rainbow. Why couldn’t I have a brother called Rainbow? Or sister? That would have been freaking awesome! Then I heard a wise, grave voice, that sounded worn out and a little amused… but mainly dead serious. “Annaleise! Would you care to explain why you are laughing at a time like this?!”… uh oh… Grandpa… I’m dead meat! Hahahaha… I wonder if the crows will eat me...

Snapping out of my thoughts, I turned my head to Grandpa and gave him a huge, happy smile. I smiled so wide my cheeks hurt. He looked at me doubtfully for a moment before giving Madam Pomfrey the ‘are you sure she’s ok?’ look. I decided to speak up for myself. “Sup homie-G! You hanging goooooood?” Hahaha that sounds so funny out loud! I heard people chuckle in the background as I laughed at myself madly. They sound like gorillas. That made me laugh harder. “She did hit her head pretty hard” Said a girly, know-it-all voice. I turned to face her, and laughed as I saw Hermione looking worriedly at me. “You seriously just realised that dawggggg?” I called to her in my ‘male’ voice… well… it sounded deep to me. Harry stepped forward and questioned me non-stop, but I just laughed my head off at nothing in particular. Then I heard two voices say, “Where’s that thingy-magiggy? Yeah the carmeran?”, “Its ‘camera’ doofus”, “Like I care what it’s called Georgie, I want this filmed and put on You-Tube!”, “What’s YouTube?”, “Some muggle thing where you watch random stuff online”, “Cool!”… then I heard, and watched as the camera clicked on and started recording.

“Hi! I’m about to go to Unicorn land… they want professional help coz they say the evil Leprechauns have stolen their gold and have placed it in a pot near a rainbow. How mean is that?!? I going to be the president one day. The tooth fairy said so. Oooh! I want to see Santa this year!”  I said to the camera.  People started looking at me, worriedly, and stared at my cool, collected expression. Oh, go screw yourselves people. I heard gasps, then I realised I’d said that outloud. Oops. Hahahahahaha. Silly me. I wonder why I can't shut the hell up? Meh, blame the hormones... I'm a growing girl. People now looked at me disapprovingly. I felt my eyes starting to close, and the pain sky-rocketing back to it’s original torture state, so I said as wisely as I could “If your not going to be good this year, Santa won’t visit… I’m hungry!” And quickly I let my eyelids drift shut. My last thought? What the hell is wrong with me?