Ice: I wanna be like Sherlock
Jake: then why don't you?
Ice: cuz that would require me being a big pain in the icicle, I could pull it off mind you, it would just drive everyone insane. What are your mom and dad doing?
Jake: probably on another walk, they've been so not themselves after our talk awhile back
Rap: I know, it's weird, Elsa's giggling again and Jack's been talking more
Merida: well it's been a lot better than the, "everyone hates Ice, especially Elsa" show
Hiccup: so do we have any dares?
Ice: none, it's so weird, they come in a flood and then suddenly, when you're done, you have to just wait for the next flood, days, weeks, sometimes months till it happens
Jack: *flies in window with Elsa* hey! Any new dares?
Ice: nope, but we could play truth or dare while we're waiting
Elsa: sounds good to me *to Rap* truth or dare?
Rap: Dare!
Elsa: *thinks for a second* I dare you... TO GET A PERM!
Rap: a what?!
Elsa: you know, where they make your hair frizzy
~~~2 hours later~~~
Rap: *hair is all fluffy * *to Elsa* I hate you.... -_-
Elsa: now dare me
Rap: I dare you to stand and watch while Ice and Jake do whatever they please for a half hour *winks at Jake*
Elsa: *sighs* fine, at least I'll prove that I chose to let it go
Hiccup: not funny
Jack: I'll watch with you
Elsa: *raises eyebrow*
Jack: *shrugs* dunno, might as well
Merida: Hiccup and I are staying
Hiccup: we are?
Merida: we are
Rap: Well, I'm not leaving if everyone else isn't, *to Jice* now do ya thang!
Ice: *to Jake* uuuuuh.... This is not how I imagined this would go
Jake: you're the author, change it
Ice: I let my characters have full creative reign, so, I can't
Jake: so now I'm a character
Ice: no, not like that! I mean, gosh my head hurts, how do I explain this...
Jake: ok, I get it... I'm not real
Ice: You're real to me!
Jake: admit it, this is weird, I'M A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!!!!!!
Ice: NO! YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT! *kisses him* you're what keeps me sane
Rap: uuuuuh.... Wow
Jack: do they realize we're still here?
Hiccup: probably not
Merida: why are they on the couch now?
Rap: I think they're playing Mario kart
Ice: I CALL ROSILINA!
Jake: sure, have you're Rosilina, Bowser is like boss!
Ice: you won't be saying that when she beats you!
Jack: well, I'm outta here
Merida: me too
Hiccup: yah...
Elsa: don't leave me here! I have to stay for the rest of the half hour!
Rap: just leave, they're not doing anything anyway
Everyone besides Jice: *leaves room*
Ice: *pauses game* so where were we? *smiles*
Jake: I think I remember *covers camera w/hand*
A/N: hey! I was getting tired if a lack of Jice stuff, so I kinda just wrote a random chap for those people who are in love with any ship of any sort. Please ask questions or dare dares, I live off of them, at least my sanity does
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