Hiccup: remind me why I'm still here *glares at Jack*
Jack: *mockingly* cuz you wuv me?
Hiccup: Yah, I would have to say that, only the EXSACT OPPOSITE
Jack: ok! ok! Mr. Smarty Pants has to cool off, I'm gonna go try to freeze the equator line again
Hiccup: you know it's the hottest point in the earth and it will never be snowing around there
Jack: *already out the door shouting* I gotta try!
Hiccup: what a jerk
Ice: Hiccup, you're gonna love this dare
I dare hiccup to shout random words when in a conversation with jack
- malenney12345
Hiccup: *room turns dark and there's a flashlight on his face* MUAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Ice: that's really out of character and frankly, creepy, any one else agree?
Merida: yup
Jake: totally
Elsa: yah...
Rap: true dat
Hiccup: what? Just because I'm me means I can't be sneaky?
Merida: *imitates hiccup's voice* Well, it's technically, not actually like that, but hypothetically speaking it could be
Hiccup: when have I ever actually talked like that?
Merida: *raises her eyebrow*
Hiccup: ok!
Jack: *walks in* turns out, it's impossible to freeze the equator..
Hiccup: Hey, what's TARANTULA up?
Jack: ok? So I was-
Hiccup: COTTAGE CHEASE!
Jack: I WAS SAYING-
Hiccup: SOCKS!!!
Jack: *eye twitches* I'm gonna-
Hiccup: SOCCER!!!
Jack: -_- go...
Hiccup: Elmo!!!
Jack: *leaves*
Hiccup: how long am I allowed to do this?
Ice: I guess till the next dare...
Hiccup: yes!
A/N: still don't know wut the visit is, so... yah
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