Ice: have you seen someone with black hair and red eyes recently?
Jake: what did you do?
Ice: uh, I kinda, maybe....... crashed into someone's motorcycle?
Hiccup: You what?!?!?!?!?!
Rap: I'll get my hair ready for healing
Merida: I'll prepare a funeral speech in case you're too late
Elsa: I'll get some popcorn
Jack: and I'll make sure that Elsa doesn't start helping him
Ice: him?
?(girl):*bursts through door* YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!!! *sees big5 and eyes turn purple* Oh my GAWD!!!!! It's Jelsa! And Mericcup! I-It's all so beautiful! *fireworks of ice and fire go up in air wile the ground shakes* Oh, I'm Dreamer hehe, sorry bout that
Ice: *squeaking from behind couch* hi
Dreamer: you're not gonna ask about the ground, or the ice, or the-
Jack: we've seen weirder
Dreamer: wait..... if you're the big5, he *points to Jake* is Jelsa's son, and.... Am I in Snowflake33's ask and dare book?
Ice:*out of hiding* why does everyone think-
Blankie: uh, no one has said that. It's just your own internal conflict on being afraid of copying
Ice: thanks for that.... I guess. Maybe I should rename you the voice of reason.
Blankie: no thanks, I am happy staying blankie.
Dreamer: hello? other people in the room?
Hiccup: do you have a dar
Dreamer: actually I do
I dare Ice to slap Elsa whenever you want for the next week for freezing you
-nick0209
Elsa: you wouldn't
Ice: *slaps Elsa*
Everyone except Ice & Elsa: She would
6 days later
Ice: *napping*
Elsa: *whispering to Jack* why had she only slapped me once? It's freaking me out not knowing when she will.
Jack: I'm not a mind reader
Ice: *enters Jack's thoughts* I am
Jack: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elsa: what the heck is wrong with you?!
Ice; *enters Elsa's thoughts* What's wrong with you?
Jelsa: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ice: *only her thoughts* So much better than slaping ^.^
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