Ice: I know everyone is on the fritz about the whole blowup last chapterRap: who are you talking to?
Ice: the audience, *starts talking to you again* anyway, that last thing last chap was just to explain character change, they did therapy ok? so don't think 'bout it too much, oh, btw, I finally decided to write Merida with an accent
Merida: it's boot tame ya dud! ya gatta appreciate ma hertage!
Ice: so on to da dare's!
Merida: ya mokin me lass?
Who'a more stupid? Jack? Or Hiccup?
Who's prettier? Aphrodite? Or Elsa?
-Jamee28_JenniFrostIce: well, considering Hiccup's the biggest smart I know, Jack
Elsa: oh! lemme do a Hiccup impression! *voice gets higher and nasally* well, actually, I don't talk like that
Hiccup: well, actually I don't talk like-
-_-.......... You got meRap: so everyone agree the Jack's the dumbest?
Everone: yup
Jack: I haveta admit I agree too
Jake: ok, so obviously for the who's prettier, I choose Aphrodite cuz my mom is..... well my mom.
Ice: can't Aphrodite change her form so she can be as pretty as she wants to?
Elsa: I don't think I could even compete with someone that can make you explode just with their presence alone....
Ice: no offense, but these are pretty easy for choosing. Well... bye!

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