I dare Elsa to keep Jack frozen for 2weeks
-TessMccrearyElsa: nah, I think he's been in there long enough *unfreezes Jack*
Jack: YASS!
Wait no I dare the characters to rebel against the author and do their own thing for 2 chaps
Jack: SEE AUTHOR! YA NOT DA BOSS!
Rap: woh hoo! I can cut my hair and make it go back when ever I want!
Every one besides Rap: O_o
Rap: Well, with out the author who says things have to be like reality? I mean Elsa has powers cuz some authors decided to!
Hiccup: So, what you're saying is that cuz we are book characters we can do anything?
Rap: I can't believe you guys didn't realize that!
Jack: AWESOME!!!! *lifts up tv remote with his mind and it floats to him*
But that doesn't make any sense!
Merida: you have no power here begone with you!
I can still talk!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Hiccup: I can eat cake as much as I want!
Jack: I can sing as loud as I want!
Merida: I can ride my horse as long as I want!
Elsa: I can make a 60ft ice castle!
Rap: and I can see how long I can stand on my head!
40min later
Hiccup: Uh, my stomach hurts *throws up cake*
Jack: *in a hoarse whisper* my throat hurts
Merida: I can barely move my legs
(Girls who ride horses will understand)
Elsa: I'm exhausted! I only made it to 40ft then I collapsed!
Rap: *face is red*
Jack: yech! What happened to your face!
Rap: I stood on my head for too long and all the blood rushed to my head
Merida: uh, I think next time we'll follow the author's rules
Authooooor knows best. Author knows best take it from your Author it's a scary world out there, author knows best something will go wrong I swear! gullible naive....
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Rap: why did that sound familiar? *suddenly realizes joke* Hey!
YOU ARE READING
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