Ice: *blowing party horn*
Jake: *rubbing ear* ow! don't do that! it was right next to my ear!!!
Hiccup: why'd you do that anyway?
Ice: it's our 50th chapter!!!!!
Rap: what about authors notes?
Ice: shaddup!!!! I'm to lazy to subtract the authors notes so I'm just relying on the chap count thing
Jack: *rolls eyes* *sarcasm* what a great author!
Ice: yah, I'm awesome!
Big 5, Crystal, & Jake: *face palm*
Merida: do you know what sarcasm is?
Ice: *smiling* yah, but I'm too socially awkward to know when people are using it
Jake: you're not socially awkward *thinks* you're just real beautiful. no not a good enough line. think Jake think!
Elsa: just tell us the stinking dare!!!!
Ice: how do you know it's a dare?
Elsa: face it Ice, people are only sending in dares
Ice: but this time it could be-
Big 5, Jake, & Crystal: JUST SAY THE STINKING DARE!!!!!
Ice: alright! I get it!
I dare Kristanna to join dating websites saying that they are single
-MWriteStory3
Elsa: but ttthey're dead!
Ice: oh, did I forget to mention every 50 chapters I can do something against nature's laws cuz I'm the author
Rap: don't u do that all the time?
Ice: this is like a big one to bring em back 2 life & make em immortal
Elsa: you can bring them alive again!!! *shakes Ice* why didn't u tell me!?!?!?!
Ice: well u wouldn't exactly talk to me after- well, just.... here's Kristof & Anna!!!
Anna: how- what? I thought I was dead &- wow! I'm like 20 again!!!!!!
Kristof: what the- wait, where are we?
Anna: *sees Elsa* Elsa!!!!! *hugs Elsa*
Kristof: I was getting used to heaven...
Ice: we have a dare book
Kristof: who's that? *points to Ice*
Anna: and who's those people? *points to Jake & Crystal*
Elsa: these two *puts hands on Jake & Crystal's heads* are my kids Jake & Crystal
Anna: finally! I thought it would never happen
Ice: well they will live forever so it's always a possibility for anyone
Anna: and you are?
Merida: *giggles* Jake's girlfriend
Ice: NO I AIN'T!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: so yah, meet Ice our author
Kristof: so where are we?
Ice: an ask & dare book and there's a dare for you two
Kristof: so what is it?
Ice: it's to join an online dating website saying your single
Anna: what's an online dating website?
Ice: it's this program on the Internet *pulls out laptop & turns it on*
Kristanna: AH!!!!!
Elsa: relax, it's safe
Ice: ok, lets get on e-harmony *gets on to site* ok, first Anna. *makes account* now Kristof *makes other account*
A/N: I'm sorry that there is no more to the dare but I feel like too manny things happened so I might later (probably not the next chap) put in a date thing.
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