Ice: *crying*
Rap: Ice, what's wrong?
Ice: the Internet hates me!
Merida: why?
Ice: they haven't given me any questions or dares!
Elsa: don't cry they still love you they just didn't comment. we can dare or ask our selves something
Ice: *brightens up* yah! so cuz I'm the author I'll just dare you!
Hiccup: yah, this is turning into a dare book but *looks at YOU* you can still ask questions
Ice: Well, I dare every one, including Anna, to watch "will you help me hide a body?"
Elsa: no, you wouldn't.....
Rap: I'm calling Anna!
Anna: What? I heard my name and rushed over here!
Jack: Is that even possible!?!?!?!?!?
Elsa: I ride on the winds w/ Jack to get here and even then it takes 30min to get here!
Rap: I usually just live here cuz it's like my home away from home
Merida: Hiccup, we're lucky to live so close
Elsa: aside from that, ANNA DID YOU EAT CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!?!
Anna: Yah, why?
Elsa: *face palm* you can't eat that stuff w/ out being in a cage
Hiccup: really? a cage?
Jack: your lucky she ran all the way here. she's probably used up that chocolate energy with that run. I've seen her and when she's like that you have to treat her like a rabid dog if you want to live!
Anna: HEY! I'm not that bad, am I?
Rap: before either Jack freezes Anna or she punches him in the face and let's face it its really before Anna punches Jack in the face. Lets watch "will you help me hide a body"
After show
Ice: this is like one of my favorite parodies!!!!
Rap: Anna would you really.......
Merida: like yah! you've seen her punch!
Anna: No! I would never do such a thing!
Hiccup: seriously? Why would she? I mean she has a long hate list but she hasn't even killed Hans! sure she's brutally hurt them but not that much!
Elsa: 0_0
Rap: will that look come off her face?
15min later
Elsa: 0_0
Merida: I hope she stops before the next chap
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