Ask and dare the big5

Reading ^.^

A/N: I put the chapter references incase you have trouble remembering where it's from. Even I had to reread my own book to write this chapter so don't feel bad if u can't name them all.

I dare you all to read this book

-warriors987

Ice: *puts on glasses* shall we begin?

Blankie: you have glasses?

Ice: yah, now deal with it. Chapter 1.... Man, I was bad at recording things.

Jack: kissing sounds? what was really going in in the movie was-

Elsa: rated R movie. Don't say anything else.

Little later

Merida: hey, this is the dare where me and Hiccup got dared to kiss. (Chap name: A Kiss)

Blankie: *to Jelsa*why were you licking a snow cone?

Jack: cuz we could

Blankie: the same snow cone?

Elsa: no, where did it sat that?

Blankie: just asking

(Chap name: I think I wanna marry you)

Rap: this is the part when I got my wish from a few chaps before!

Merida: you're so cute when you do stuff like that

Hiccup: you mean faint?!

Merida: no, I mean just being a little awkward

(Chap name: Not again part 2)

Jake: ever notice that the first almost half of the book is focused on Mericcup?

Ice: I guess so

Hiccup: *reads Ariel beating up Merida* Ouch, sorry that I didn't know bout that Mer

Rap: Yay! a nick name!

Elsa: do you have to point out everything related to a ship?

Ice: It's fine, I can get caught up in mlp ships

Everyone else: O.o

Ice: My Little Pony?

Everyone else: O.o

Ice: Whatever! I'm hanging out with fictional characters and dating the son of two of them and you raise an eyebrow at me liking My Little Pony!

Rap: ok

Elsa: that

Jack: really

Jake: hurt

Hiccup: so

Merida: bad

Blankie: I'm cool w/ it

Ice: *face palm* sorry, I had to vent it out. No one respects Pegasisters, a girl version of bronies that is never recognized. On, with the show?

Jake: that still hurt

Merida: nobody cares about your weird relationship stuff

(Chap name: Tada!)

Ice: This is where I was materialized or something weird like that

Blankie: I know. In non-big5 characters, I came from my house, Jake came from Jelsa, and you just- were there *duhn duhn duhn!*

Hiccup: O.O ok, that made me officially creeped out

Jake: well, she has a belly button so-

Everyone else: O_O

Jake: bikini dare?

Ice: I didn't know you payed that close attention

Rap: ......lets go back cuz we skipped too far away

Jake: just pass the stuff about me being born and......yah

Ice: I was there O.O It just hit me that I was there and fully competent when my boyfriend was born. I didn't see it but you know what I mean.

Jack: I was around long before Elsa

Elsa: *elbows Jack in stomach*

Jack: umf! I mean, yah, creepy.

(Chap name: Spin the bottle)

Rap: *•* OH MY DUCKING GAWD!!!!! IT'S THE FIRST JICE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!

Merida: someone call the doctor be cuz somebody has a serious case of desperate!

Ice: I wasn't that cl- oh no, what happened to me?

Rap: the luv bug!

Ice: but never like that.....

Rap: (if anyone can name this reference I'll make a special chap just for them to do what ever they want or something awesome that I haven't thought of yet) Twue wuv, twue wuv is what bwrings us twogethwar!

Jake: cut I out, we get it

Ice: Elsa, any comments?

Elsa: -_- really?

(This chap)

Rap: so now we're reading now?

Ice: yup

Rap: so if I say coockamundo it will appear?

Ice: why would you want people to read that?

Rap: I have my reasons