*Edward's P.O.V*
That girl was so obsessed with Harry!! What does she see in him?! Okay I admit he was hot, and sexy and I swear to God his ass made m-
Jazi- OKAY RATED R DUDE. RATED. R
kookie- besides he's mine *evil smirk*
jazi- Again RATED. R!
BUT. Last summer, when she heard that Prince Harry was found on the beach in Jamaica. Not ONLY did she fly there, get a ride to the beach with a group of Jamaican hippies (A/N NO OFFENSE TO JAMAICANS!) she got rustas, a tattoo of Harry on her back. BUT she also shook her bon bon for cash and collected the sand that he stood on.
Yeah. Frigging obsessed. Now here I was flying my fine sparkly ass to London! Thanks to my stupid, pretty sort of sister! And there was a cougar next to me flirting her granny panties off, I'm kind of scared.
''Hello gorgeous, want me to be yo mama?'' she says with a wink. Oh God, oh God, oh God.
''Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please buckle your seatbelts as we are about to land in Heathrow airport. Thank you for choosing Virgin Atlantic for your journey.'' Thank GOD!
As soon as we landed I ran out of the plane to get my luggage,
''OI! You forgot me!'' I hear the weird snookie- cougar wannabe say but thanks to my awesome running skills I'm able to dodge her. I breathe out a sigh of relief as I step into the cold air.
Why can't the sun show? I need a tan! Urgh,
''OH. EM. GEE!!'' I hear a girly shriek and see a built guy jumping up and down, and next to him was a girl looking bored,
''What now?'' she said with a British twang- haha twang, thats' a funny word :D- and the guy pointed to a random spot,
''IT'S MICHAEL EFFING JACKSON!'' he said and I looked at the poistion before freezing, but the girl beat me to it.
''That's Voldiebald chu idiot,'' she said and the guy looked disappointd before whining,
''But how do you knoowww,''
''Erm he's nose is still the same,'' she said and I grinned,
''DANG IT THAT FREAKY WOMAN WITH THE PIERCINGS DIDNT KEEP HER PROMISE! This is like Playboy Mansion all over again,'' I hear Voldie and laugh before walking over to him and tapping his shoulder.
''EDWARD!?'' he gasps at the same time a kid squeals,
''LOOK MOOMY THE TOOTHFAIRY!''
Stupid sparkly skin,
''For the record I love your nose,''
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Forbidden Love ( An Edward Cullen and Voldemort story)- COMPLETED
FanfictionEveryone knew Edward Cullen as the emo fairy from twilight & they knew Voldemort as the evil person with bad plastic surgery........ But what they didn't know was that they werent as innocent as they looked... They had a secret, now this wasnt a bad...
