Voldemort’s POV
“Edward, I didn’t expect to see you here.”
“Neither did I” I gave him a look “Erm I-I mean here as in the palace as MJ and… I’m just gonna stop talking now”
“You bette,”I heard someone scoff from behind him and saw malfoy standing there. Talk about awkward.
“hey long time no see malfoy”
“I wonder whose fault that is.”
“Look it wasn’t my’
“Save it dude, I’ve moved on” I instantly turned my head at him.
He did?
“You did?” Alice asked.
Narrator- He did?!
Readers- HE DID?!
Jazi & Kookie - He did ;)
“Oh snap” I looked at him Edward who was looking at malfoy with a murderous face.
“Oh no you didn’t.” Alice and I gave him a WTF look
“He likes nessie”
Oh snap a cracker.
On the other side of the world ( Back home in New York)
* After wrapping up Smurfs the movie*
“Ohh papa Smurf. We are soo famous! Does that mean I can have more than one dress?” Smurfette asked innocently.
“Now now Smurfette how about we celebrate and then we can think about shopping?” Papa Smurf replied.
“ Ooh Papa Smurf that’s a brilliant idea”
All the Smurfs go to a bar to Partaaayyyy and probably get laid.
Readers- Hey stop corrupting them. * Throw rotten tomatoes and eggs*
Narrator- Took you guys long to realize that all this bullshit is NOT for kids!
*Kid readers look away guiltily*
* Edward’s POV*
“Look guys how about we all go to New York and then sort this mess out?” Dr Cullen asked although no one knew where he came from since he was absent for the whole story.
“First can we go get drunk then sort this mess out?” Alice asked with a puppy dog face on.
“Of course honey anything for you! Now lets get going”
“Umm dad we kind of need to book tickets and then go through immigration and the board a plane and then let the plane take off and then spend some time on the plane then let the-
“Shut up Edward” Everyone groaned.
That’s when everyone’s attention turned to what Dr cullen was holding.
“Ooh whats that?” A random homeless person asked
“Guess!!” Mr Cullen replied excitedly.
“ooh is it a puppy??” Alice asked curiously.
“Nope”
“Is it Bella and Justin Bieber’s baby?”
“Nope”
“A goat?”
“Nope”
“Ooohh is it a happy meal??”
“For God’s sake Alice its Floo powder”
* Narrator gasps*
Jazi & Kookie - Umm Mr Cullen you might not want to use that.
“Ohh nonsense girls, its perfectly safe, don’t you know I’m a wizard these days?
Malfoy & Voldemort scoff. Typical
Jazi & Kookie - Umm that’s actually an experiment gone really bad sir. Please don’t.
“Ohh really now? You thin you know everything don’t you? Just cause you found out their secrets doesn’t mean you’re God” He said angrily pointing at Edward and Voldemort.
Jazi & Kookie - That’s kind of our atomic plus nuclear lemon juice experiment gone bad and it can destro-
* BOOOM*
And everything went silent.
Jazi & Kookie -Dun Dun Dun. You guys will never know what happens Muahahaha XD LOL Jk Im pretty sure you guys have a good idea, a really really good idea. But don’t cry little unicorns… there will be a sequel. You’ll just have to wait lovelies. Till then this is Jazi & Kookie saying we LOVE YOU AMERICA AND AFRICA AND AUSTRALIA AND EUROPE AND ASIA AND THE PENGUINS AND POLAR BEARS IN ANTARCTICA AND ESKIMOS AND WATTPAD AND LADY GAGA AND MR BEAN AND ELMO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND TAYLOR LAUTNER AND IAN SOMERHAL-
Narrator- Oh shut up * smacks them with a copy of twilight*
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