Helloooo lil unicorns ok so its been what? forever? ok sue us we have school bbuuutttt we are making it suped duper uber long so dont hate me just cuz u aint me! ;) Also I have noticed Eddie n Voldie aint been there alot so we are gonna hear aalooott from them!
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Previously on forbbiden love
DAMONSALVATOREDAMONSALVATOREDAMONSALVATOREDAMONSALVATOREDAMONSALVATORE nuff said
Nessie's P.O.V
I was keeping my cool, but I swear to God I wanted to scream and do the boggie, wait did I say that outloud? Shit. Okay but come ON who didn't love Johnny Bravo! Do the boggie! But Damon is HAWT with a capital HAWT. And now he was sitting next to me. OMG!
He turned to me and was about to say something (thank you God!) And I felt like I flew to heaven got kicked out- thanks mom and dad for condemning my soul for well ever- then floated my way oven onto a cloud that looked like the letter nine.
"You're that lochness monster chic right?" Say what? "Like dude I LOVVE your mom she's so flipping awesome, but what's your aunt er ammie? She's hot" And just like that I felt like my butt was pulled back to reality and landed hard on my butt and that hurt alot.
I swear I am going TO KILL MY MOTHER! She always steals my spotlight always! And she doesn't even like Damon!
"Alice not ammie. Do you mind? I'm er waiting for someone," he laughed and replied huskily,
"Oh really well he is one lucky guy" he inched closer,
"Come here often?" and closer
"Um it's a cinema" I replied he laughed again he was an inch away and I pulled a complete Bella.
"I'm a lesbian" Silence.
Malfoy's P.O.V
"Hey watch where you are going!" And then it hit me. Literally.
She was pretty good looking that I have to admit, but dang she really needed to learn how to exfoliate, her eyes widened- hey atleast she doesn't want to get in my pants every ten seconds like that perverted seven year old God she's a creep-
"Your Draco Malfoy!" Wait that voice. I heard it before, but where....
"EEEKKKK TAYLOR SWIFT!!! LIKE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!" I began jumping up and down and realized how gay that looked I stopped and said ,
"Yeah hey taytay" I said after a couh
*smooth Draco* I thought
*omg totally right?*
*and looking good to*
Narrator- oiye! Get back to the story! Self obsessed freak, erm but get me tays autograph? Okay thanks
Seriously! Can someone like replace him already jeez
jazi- em he's all we can afford
kookie- so deal with it bitches! Psh oohh n hey jazi :P
jazi- kookie we have to like write a story so moving ON! And Malfoy suck it up and be A MAN!
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Jeez! Are there no more sane people LEFT on this earth, God.
Taylor laughed,
"Hey so i heard your like totally gay now is that true? Cuz your completely cute. But after the embarssment with dating a younger guy *cough taylor lautner cough* I'm totally over younger guys now I'm dating that dude from Prince of Persia if it doesnt work out I've got a new song lined up, wanna hear it?"
I nodded eagerly.
"You got a big box office, And your pretty old,
You make all us country gals swoon, But you think your to good,
Ya you think your cuter than me,
Just cuz i can trash in a song, while your moving on,
Don't make you cuter than me, No no babyyyyyy"
She is on crack I'm sure of it,
"Erm Taylor? That song's tune is sorta like Mike Posner's Cooler than Me." she jumped up and down clapping and nodding her head, pshh wannabe much?
"If you tell me you loveeee it I'll do you a favour okkkkk?" Now that I liked.
Edward's P.O.V
That. Girl. Is. In. Trouble. So. Much. Trouble
She had the new edition of VOGUE magazine AND DID NOT TELL ME! She is in so much trouble.Oh and there was the fact that she was with Malhoe but still this was worse!
Alice and Bella were sitting cross-legged and giggling like a bunch of idiots cuz SOMEBODY aka ALICE cut my jeans with scissors during the fight and now my rainbow monkey undies were showing, Not. Kool.
"Okay now Alice I do not think you understand the level of t seriousness this matter is. I am not JUST gay but my daughter happens to be with the guy I'm in love with's fling from time-to-time is trying to get revenge on me and is also A DEATH EATER, so I need to know ALICE for the safety of NESSIE WHAT. DID. YOU. SEE. And no I do not mean what you and Jasper are gonna do tonight."
"You're no fun and ummmm rope" She said and nodded. Rope? Seriously ROPE!? I GAVE A BIG ASS SPEECH AND ALL SHE SAYS IS ROPE!? WHAT'S THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN!? "ALICE!"
She laughed again,
"Edward!" I growled, and she shook her head before pointing behind me, my eyes widened my sparkling pale jaw dropped
"Told you rope." And the next thing I knew I was blacked out.
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Okay so I realize its not long butt my computer crashed and this is all I saved :/ don't kill me! But fan? J and ooo if u want us to read your story u can write itin the 'story' written "HELLO UNICORNS LETS SEE YOUR STORY!" :D
And apparently my microsoft word said that this is four pages!!! :P
okay so fan and *vomment*
xoxo ur evil ninjas muahahahahaha
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