Forbidden Love ( An Edward Cullen and Voldemort story)- COMPLETED

I'm a Barbie girl (:

EDWARD'S POV

I cant believe Voldie did that to me!! How the hell did he have the balls to make out with someone when we obviously had feelings for each other? 

He is such a player!! Why do I get stuck with the players?

First there was mike, He went out with me so I could buy him clothes!! He is such a bloody gold digger, literally!!

And then there was that girl on my vacation to Hawaii!! She only had a fling with me just because I sparkled!?! Ugh and then when she dumped she told all her friends I was Gay!! Oh wait I am but still........

And there was Bella! I'm surprised she stayed for so long....Oh right Jasper had used his evil mojo to make her stay...I still have to sort things out with her...

But my heart was still reserved for Voldie but he was such a bastard! 

The memories came flooding back..... I remembered seeing Malfoy performing Pocketful of sunshine for Voldie........I also remembered seeing him and Malfoy on that Burgundy rocking chair... Malfoy's hands on Voldie's shiny, sexy, bald head.... 

This HAD to stop, How would I get Voldie back? Hmm...Then I knew! I would perform for him as well since he loved that... but I would make our life a song.... He would love it! Everyday for a week I would plan a song that I would act out for Voldie until he took me back!!

Eeeppp!! This was so exciting!! I loved to sing and dance but after I got married I had to stop because Bella said it made me look gay.....If only she knew!

Suddenly my blackberry blasted my ringtone- I'm a barbie girl- hey i could sing and perfom that to Voldie! The screen name read "Alice", what did she want at this time,

 "Hel-"

"EDWARD YOU GAY BAS-" Someone murmmered in the background and I could tell it was Jasper 'cuz of his sexy voice.

 "Jas said I can't swear at you," Alice said

"But I can," un-oh i recognised that almost-on-the-verge-of-being-male-but-it-was-really-a-female-voice. Bella.

 "Be- Bella? Where are you lovely lo-" She cut me off and sounded seriously pissed.

"Dont you 'lovely-love' me! I'm with Alice and guess what I found out!?" you finally realized you should get a transplant?

 "What?"

"That you ARE having an affair but with a- a-a- THING!" Oh no she did NOT just call my soulmate a "thing".

"He is NOT a thing! He is alot better then you are Bella! He makes me HAPPY!" She was sobing at this point,

 "Y-you told me i was the purple to your rainbow monkey, the-"

"Bella! Be a woman! Fight for your man!" I seriously wanted to make Alice suc her own blood right now 

 "Alice i'm going to kick your balls!" I yelled

"Just 'cuz you don't have any doesn't mean you insult me! Look Edward, you are like my brother, I cannot see you be like Justin Bieber! Next you'll be saying you want to sing in a GIRL VOICE!"

"Hey! I happen to love Justin!" Bella and I yelled at the same time, I heard Alice squeal in her girly way vague way,

 "See you two HAVE something together"

"Alice please don't-"

"Edward Nessie will kick your butt! She told me 'bout your little love fest!" Bella suddenly yelled but I wasn't paying attention to her.

Nessie knew. I was so screwed