Forbidden Love ( An Edward Cullen and Voldemort story)- COMPLETED

Bella gets a backbone! Yay?

*Edward's P.O.V*

After the little arguement I made my sweet escape and met up with Bella,

''Okay I'm here, now what?'' I asked somewhat scared by her outfit it was inbetween a punk goth look, okay I get that she did not hit puberty yet and she felt the need to rebel but honey atleast wash your hair.

''Well hello. Sexy.'' Kill. Me. Now.

''What Be- OH MY GOD IS THAT CHOCLATE FUDGE CAKE!?'' I ran to the choclatey goodness and began devouring it,

''So Eddie, I wanted to talk to you about something, I know that you let the cat out of the bag that your gay and whatnot. But I want to start over for the sake of our family, can we Eddie?'' she pouted and I held the cake mid-way from my mouth.

''Bella. This was a set-up!? Wasn't it!?'' she shrugged and I got up.

''EDWARD! SIT YOUR SPARKLY BEHIND DOWN RIGHT NOW!'' I stared at her, and she had pulled something out of her pocket.

Snap.

''You wouldn't.''

''Oh but darlin' I would.''

*Bella's P.O.V*

Everything had been falling apart, but now I made it better.

And it was all for.......GETTING TICKETS TO MEET JUSTIN BIEBER!

Nessie promised she'd get me them if I made up with Gay- I mean Edward and HOW COULD I SAY NO!?

And seeing as sweet talking did not work, I had to use blackmail, all for justin bieber.

So Edward we will start over or do you want me to ruin your life forever??

"Bella! Give it back, NOW"

"No edward!! I am sick and tired of doing what you want me to do!! Its my turn now!! So we starting over or what?"

He grumbled and nodded his head.

"Ohh and FYI, I peed in that cake" I said winking at him.

*On the other side of the world*

"Come back here you bitch!" The assassin boys yelled at Alice who was currently running away with their yearly food supply.

*Alice's P.O.V*

"Promise you'll buy me a new dress??"

"Fine! Come back!!"

"Nope. Oooh Oooh a smurf!!"

"Hello little smurf,'' I said poking it with a rolling pin.

"Bitch that hurts" the smurf replied

" Hey you are rude mister!!"

"And youre ugly, you dont see me complaining"

Stupid. Smurf.

''I GOT HER!'' Chris yelled, oh poor boy don't you ever learn?

''YOU STUPID PEANUT SON OF A BEARBIE!'' he yelled as I hit his ladyballs AGAIN.

''Muahahahahaha! Suck on that!'' I ran from them again while munching on a mars bar, yyuuummm chocolate. I almost made it out until....

''NO. EFFING. WAY! IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER, I LOVE YOU JB!'' as I ran towards the angel infront of me- I hit my head on a wall?

Here we go again.

*Harry's P.O.V*

She really isn't the smartest girl in the class. And I thought that Rose chic was a blonde.

Chris was laughing his ass off as she fell unconious. Again.

And DK and Miles were carrying her, they sneered at him. Atleast someone likes her.

Trey chuckled from beside me and I smiled at him,

''And here I thought that I would be bored out of my mind at my big brother's wedding,''

''All she's been doing with us is fainting, it serves her right for stealing my hula hoops supply (A/N VOTE IF YOU LOVE HULA HOOPS!! :D) I mean that is just L.O.W girlfriend,'' I gasped and snappd my fingers.

''IKR!? Like OMG for real? Boo that whore!''

''Like seriously imma bitchslap her ass when she wakes up,''

''Thhat's a-''

Kookie- Ok Harry, Trey I love you guys really I do. Oh and I love England, and mean girls and unicorns and-

Jazi- BUT GET ON WITH THE DAMN STORY WOULD YOU!? My fingers are cramping up -.-

Kookie- Do you always have to steal my thunder??

Trey cleared his throat awkwardly before returning his voice to the macho one from before,

''Right, so what exactly is the plan again? ARE YOU GOING TO TRADE HER WITH THE RUSSIANS SO WE CAN GET FREE TEA FOR OUR TEAPARTY!?"' he said with a hopeful smile and I blocked my ears.

''OI! Inside voices. Please! And no, dude i'm the forking Pince do I LOOK like I don't have enough tea to host a teaparty?!"'

Jazi- Erm yes. Eversince you got the tea tax to be increased there is a shortage of tea in the palace seeing as SOMEONE *coughharrycough* decided to be a know-it-all and host a frigging teaparty in Hawaaii, really dude? Who does that? You'd much rather do it in oh I don't know YOUR PALACE!

Narrator-Are you trying to be funny? 'Cause your failing epicly *jazi hits him with Bella's clothes* AH it burns.

Jazi- Eat that :)

Are you done?

''As I was saying, we are going to something much worse to her-''

''Throw her in the dungeon?'' Lana said hopefully,

''No we a-''

''Ship her off to Maine?'' Chris said as hopefully,

''No we-''

''Can't we just trade her to the Russians,' Trey moaned.

''WOULD YOU LOT SHUDDIT!'' they immediately kept quiet,

''AS I was saying we are going to make her-''

*MALFOY'S P.O.V (MUAHAHAHAH ;D)*

Hannah Montana. Hannah effing Montana.

This has got to be a bad dream. And I am going to wake up, when I do I will be in Malfoy Manor getting a pedicure and a manicure while sipping on a choclate milkshake.

''I can't believe you said that outloud!'' I spun around to see Nessie rolling on the floor laughing her ass of, I growled at her.

This can't get any worse.

''THEY ARE IN THE SHOP GEDDEM!'' I heard someone yell,

Correction it just got worse.

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