Okay this is a personal mid-afternoon-bored-in-school-experience :P lol enjoy n *FANMENTOTE :p* (FAN COMMENT VOTE)
Nessie's P.O.V
After making out with the super hot random dude, I made my way out of the guy washroom....wait was I chewing gum before? Ah whatever. Yummm tastes like wine and cinnamon.
"Hey lez dude!" oh fate why do you hate me so? "WHAT!?"
"I- wait why do you have no pants on?"
"CUZ I VAS LOOKING FOR MY VODKA (A/N lol imagine that in an italian/russian accent) AND I BLADDY COULD'NT FIND IT!" smooth Nes smooth.
"Okay that was not smooth-" WAIT HE CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS!
PERVPERVPERVPERVPER-
"OI QUIT IT ALREADY! Jeez I thought you were the normal one, anyways look I didn't mean to offend you I'm just a huge fan-" AW HE BLUSHED!
"-and want you in bed," he smirked and kicked his ding dongs. Thank-you mom. "PERVPERVPERVPERV!"
He grabbed my hand and I felt an unusual breeze on my legs, oh right no pants.
I faked a British accent and yelled at the top of my little girl lungs, "HELP! THIS PEDOPHILE IS RAPING ME! SOMEBODY HELPPPPPP!"
Just as he was about to thrust himself into me a cute little granny with a huge purse came and rescued me..... She removed a gigantic baseball bat and swacked the son of a bitch.
" What are you doing with a gigantic basebal bat?" Asked pedophile
Pedophile: I Have a name & its sexxy ok!!
Narrator: Suree it is.. Whats your name?
RihaNNA: oh nanana whats my name?
Narrator: Where did u come from!?
Pedophile: ITS GEORGE PPL! GEORGE
Olive's friend from easy A: George is not a sexy name!!"
George Weasley- *sexy smirk* I beg to differ
Jazi- I LOVE YOU WEASLEY! <3
Pedophile- Your in love with a character? Really?
Jazi- Says the frigging pedo that wants to RAPE the seven year old girl!
Nessie- I am NOT seven!
Bella- Honey it's seven pm! Time to go to bed :)
Grandma: Hellooo!! Can we get on with the story??
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Cliffi!! Nottttt
Soo why do you think she has a baseball bat??
Question of the day: Do YOU think george is a sexy name?
P.S if youve not watched Easy A i suggest you do!! && How I met your mother.....
At the end of the day... Vhere is the vodka?? :D :D
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