Forbidden Love ( An Edward Cullen and Voldemort story)- COMPLETED

No-one messes with the cake society!

*Edward's P.O.V*

That fiend, th-that bitch I mean how could she stoop that low?

How could she, PEE IN THE GOD DAMN CAKE!? IT'S NOT ONLY UNSANITARY BUT IT WAS SO NOT COOL!

''That is so against the cake society!''

''Dude there is no such thing as a cake soceity,'' just then someone broke into the building through the windows all GI-Joe style, they had the words 'CSI' on their aprons, only theirs meant,

''CAKE SOCIETY INVESTIGATION.''

''Told you,'' I said with a smirk,''

''Ma'am we are going to have  to take you in,'' they took hold of Bella and dragged her away, I was able to pull out the *cough* blackmail papers *cough* and did a happy dance.

But I froze, because out of the corner of my eye I saw Voldie, and he was currently crying.

''Vodi I-''

''NO EDWARD! SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES! I'M DONE WITH YOU, I'M SO DISAPPOINTED! OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU CHEAT ON ME, YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH HER!?''

He ran out and I followed him, he pushed a hobo and stole his cart.

That is so badass, I pushed a little boy of his tricylce and tried riding after him but a mob formed around me,

''Oi! You sparkly fairy, how do you push my lil' boy of his new cycle!?''

And that's when they started hitting me.

*Malfoy's P.O.V*

We ran out of the store but Nessie tripped and snapped her heel, seriously!? I've seen a monkey with more grace than she has. The crowd ended up catching up with us and they formed a circle around us- and they were wearing a football uniform- how the hell did they change so darn fast!?

''Thanks y'all, but I think I can take it from here.''

The group moved away and Hannah chewed on a piece of gum,

''Now. Let's have some fun shall we?'' she said in a Jersey accent. Oh great.

*Alice's P.O.V*

''I'll keep you my dirty little secret!'' there were dancing and singing monkeys and then out of nowhere Blaire Waldorf was yelling at Chuck Bass and Nate was making out with....TREY!

I gasped and woke up, someone threw ice-cold water on me,

''Morning bitches.''  I expected to see Lana but instead saw Chris giving me a toothy smile,

''Urgh. What now?''

Harry stepped forward and gave me a something that looked like, like-

-A MAID'S CAP!

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WHAT!?

''Is this a sick joke!?'' Lana smirked and Chris laughed,

''No joke sweetheart, you owe me and so my dear ol' brother agreed to letting you be a palace maid,'' Harry snapped his fingers and Trey handed him something.

Oh God.

''Here's your uniform girlie, you start working in an hour.''

*Malfoy's P.O.V*

We were almost home free, so close to freedom but then-

''OH. EM. GEE! A penny!'' Nessie stopped to pick the penny up but somehow ended up breaking her heel and falling. I've seen monkey's more graceful than her.

And we ended up being caught by the mob and they tied us up to a pole,

''Well, well, well. Lookie wha' we have here,'' okay so she's not only out to get me but has a Jersey accent? WTF?

''Aren't you like from Tenesse?''

''Yeah. But this is more....'Vava, va voom.''' is this chic high?!

''Okaayyy, and why exactly have you tied us up?''

''You don't know?'' she went back to the accent while chewing a piece of gum,

''If I did. I wouldn't have asked you genius,''

She grinned and pulled at her hair.

It was a wig.

''Oh. My. God. Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus!?''

I did not see that coming.

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there you go :D

forgive me? *puppy dog  look*