Forbidden Love ( An Edward Cullen and Voldemort story)- COMPLETED

''It's HOGWARTS!'' ''Erm actually, it's London, you starkid freaks.''

*Alice's P.O.V*

''You can come in now, there's no-one here.'' Harry said and I gave him a confused look, all of a sudden someone danced and pirouetted their way into the room-

''No offense or anything, but I thought Michael Jackson was dea-'' I gasped when the figure turned,

''IT'S VOLDE-FRICKING-MORT! DIE BITCH! DIE!'' I yelled and began throwing different sorts of cakes and crisps at him,

''AHHH! CARBS! THEY BURNNN!'' he hid behind Harry who looked frantically around the room as I continued throwing the sweet, delicious carby goodness, he hid his face behind his hands and began weeping like a little girl,

''I'm to gorgeous too become fat!''

Narrator- Wait wasn't Voldie in LOVEEE with choclate fudge cake? That's got all the carbs in the world!

Voldie- *laughs* DUDE! FUDGE CAKES DON'T HAVE FAT!

That dude from 'The doctors' show- Actually they are very high in carlories and they go straight to your hips if you don't do any excersise oh an-

Voldie- NOOOO! YOU BITCHES! *points to the now free Jazi and Kookie*

Jazi & Kookie- Hehe oops? *run like hell*

''THEY TOLD ME IT WAS CARB FREE! CARB. STINKIN'. FREE!'' Voldie broke down crying next to Harry, I stared at the two grown-sobbing men infront of me and realised the door was open, I began tip-toeing out towards the door,

''Well. Um as fun as this has been- look at the time! That's my cue to go! Peace out suckers!'' I ran like hell but I heard their wails get louder and louder until-

''Erm, Voldie?''

''Yes?'' he sniffed,

''You can let go now,'' cue evil laugh.  I stopped dead in my tracks,

Now let's see I could either:

a)      Go back and help Harry out and then he'd fall MADLY in love with me and be mine forever,

b)      OR

b) Steal the gold coin lying on the table in front of me and have my freedom and revenge. B it is!

Payback's such a bitch! Now, where to go first......

*Edward's P.O.V*

''It's HOGWARTS!''

 ''Erm actually, it's London, you starkid freaks.''

''OMG! It's Cedric Diggory!''

''An imposter it must be! I'm the real Diggory!'' they were all singing and the 'real Diggory' was looking for someone,

''Cho! Cho! My darling Cho! Where could you be? My love-ly!''

''There she is! Konichiwa Cho-son'' the Chinese girl turned to look at the girl with the fake red wig and she laughed,

''Bitch! I ain't Cho Chang!'' I gasped and intervened,

''That's Lavender Brown! Racist sister!''

''And that's totally awesome!'' they sang and moved down the streets doing twirls and whatnot making me sigh, oh how I missed the Hogwarts-singing days.

Wait a minute we never sang at Hogwarts, and since when did Snape smile OR wash his hair?

''GREAT! JUST BECAUSE I'M DEAD THEY DECIDE TO THROW A PARTY! LITERALLY!''

Jazi- *huffing* w-wah? S-sudden-ly, we are-aren't g-good en-enough?

Random reader- Oh for the love of! Here! *hands a cold glass of soda*

Jazi- I needed that!

That's not what I meant!

 Kookie- Or is it?

No!

Jazi- You sure?

Yes!

Kookie- Completely?

DUDE I WAS A HUFFLEPUFF! I hardly ever lie!

Jazi- What the hell is a hufflepuff?

YOU BITCHES!

Jazi- wow that seems to be everyone's favorite word for us

Kookie- Dude, try it, YOU BITCHES! Haha that's kinda fun to say

Jazi & Kookie- YOU BITCHES!

They've lost it, they have officially without a doubt, completely lost it.

All of a sudden I heard a gasp and when I looked up I saw,

''ALICE!''

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You bitches ;)

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*Malfoy's P.O.V*

SHE KICKED MY GODDAMN BALLS!? JUST BECAUSE I SAID HER DAD'S GAY!? It's not my fault if it's true! I bit back tears as she huffed and got out of the carriage,

''Mate, you ok? Damn that's gotta hurt.'' I heard someone say and looked up to see-

-TINIE TEMPAH!

I was about to ask him for an autograph but Nessie packed quite a punch, why did this sort of thing happen JUST to me?

''Erm, I know it's a bad time mate, but imma need this carriage.'' then he crouched and whispered,

''Impressin' the lady,'' he winked and I shook my head and muttered 'Can't move,' only instead it sounded more like, 'far foo,' he shrugged and some big dude heaved me up and put me on a bench, I guessed it must have been his bodyguard but I couldn't care less at the moment.

He put something in my hand and I looked down to see a stick of gum, I gave him a look and he waved,

''THANKS MATE!'' I sat there recovering and as I did so, I realised that people took me for a homeless person and were giving me different things, from food to-

''A penny? What has the world come to?'' I had finally got the *cough*feeling*cough* back in my legs,

''-are you SURE? Alice?''

''Duh, I'm not dumb Eddie, OR blind, OR deaf!''

''OKAY! I get it!''

Oh crap, I thought as I looked at where the two sparkly fairies were coming from, suddenly Alice met my gaze and her eyes widened, Edward followed her gaze and noticed me. And believe me when I say.

He looked pissed.