Markiplier Reader [NEW 2015]

Who's Tip?

"Mark, I'm bored."

"There's always-"

"No. I want to do something fun."

"How about.."

"No. I want to do something that doesn't involve sex."

"Okay then."

There was a short pause, then Mark decided to break it

"NOW I'M BORED GODDAMNIT!"

"Pizza makes everything awesome." You randomly said.

"Well what are you waiting for? Hand me the phone."

"Here lazy."

You hand him the phone even though he was closer to it.

***10 Minutes Later***

"Smell the sweet smell of pizza."

"It's heavenly, like your ass..."

"Mark..."

"...But one smells slightly different..."

"I'm warning you, stop while you're ahead."

"Hey look, pizza!" He ran over to the pizza box in your hand and took a slice. He finished it in two bites, looking at you slowly finish the first. (I wish that was true)

"Did you know that pizza can increase your lifespan upto negative two years?"

"Haha very funny Mr. YouTube. At least I took my time."

"Oops."

"What did you do now?"

"I'm currently hoping you didn't want another slice of pizza..."

You stand up in the name of pizza.

"Mark. Edward. FiSChBacH! YOU HAVE BETTER NOT ATE ALL THE DAMN PIZZA."

"Uh, I left the crust."

You ran at him and pushed him to the ground. But...He flipped the tables, now you were on the bottom.

"Looks like the tables have turned...and you got your pizza."

"MARK!"

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"I will until you get the fuck off of me."

It was at that moment you knew, you fucked up.

"I knew you'd want me."

"Not like that! Put me down!" Mark had picked you up and was carrying you to the sofa.

"Put me down!"

"Ok..."

He dropped you on the sofa and walked out of the room. A few minutes later he jumped on top of you.

"Hello."

"Goodbye." You said blankly.

"Wasn't talking to you."

"Sureee."

You turned over so he was in between your legs. He didn't have on any pants.

"I was talking to tip."

"Who's tip?"

Mark quickly grabbed your underwear and pulled them down.

"Tip of this-"
"MARK!"