Markiplier Reader [NEW 2015]

I Know When Hootline Blong

You facepalmed in shame. He was doing his favorite dance again.

"How many times are you gonna do that stupid dance?"

"As long as I can get this low."

You shook your head and took a bite of a cookie. It was good.

"Drake would be proud of these cookies. They won't start wearing less and going out more."

Mark had recently started working out, so when he wasn't at the gym, he was either doing Drake's dance, or jumping around with the dumbbells in his hands.

"I know when those sleigh bells ring!"

You just shake you head at him and continue eating your cookie.

"Did you get the presents for next week?"

Mark stopped and looked at you. The weights were lame.in his hand, just barely curled around his fingers.

"Yeah...uh....presents. Those, ahem...uh...dem presents. Yeah no. I....I didn't get any presents."

Despite all it's festive goodness, you almost drop the cookie. You sigh, and smile.

"Wow. I understand you are committed to your fans and all, but what about your wife?"

"Hey, with even bigger muscles, I can smack your ass twice as hard." Mark nodded his head and started to lift the dumbbells in a sexual manner. His stared into your eyes while he did so.

You were still disappointed, but he stopped and patted his lap, beckoning you to sit there.

"No."

"I know I made those mistakes maybe once or twice..." Mark softly sang. "And by once or twice mean maybe a couple hundred times, so let me redeem myself tonight...cause I just need one more shot of forgiveness."

You smile and think about how this is quickly turning into a Disney love scene. Mark got up and slowly paced himself over to you.

"Yeah...is it too late now to say sorry? Cause I'm, missin more than just your body...ohohohhhhhh."

You tried to hide all your emotions, bit they started to.flow freely. You felt all happy inside. This was a beautiful moment.

"Is is too late to say now to say sorry? Yeah I know ohoh that I let you down, is it.too late to say sorry now?"

"Not with that sexy was voice." You hop around Mark's waist and sit against the counter. He kisses you for a while, then breaks it with a trail of red colored slob.

"Are you...bleeding for the wrong hole or what?"

"No Mark." You giggle. "It the red frosting on the cookie I just ate."

"Just making sure." Mark says with a delighted expression.

"We really have to get some presents though."

"I've already got what I want for Christmas. I just need to put a bow on it."

"Um..okay."

***

You were frying fish (ew) and Mark had went off with the boys to edit some videos.

"Bitch I'm fabulous! Augh! Bitch I'm fabulous!" You lightly sang. All of a sudden, you notice something on your butt. It was a bow.

"Nice one Mark!"

"I try!" You hear from the back room.