Markiplier Reader [NEW 2015]

All play...No Work

One day you needed a computer to do an essay, but your's had just broken. Being a highschooler and all, you really didn't have money to spend on a computer. The library was an option, but it only gave you sixty minutes, plus you wanted to watch some videos on YouTube...people didn't need to know which ones. So you called your cousin who lived right around the corner from the school. He said he would let you see his computer, but his friend was going to be there using the WiFi also.

*on the phone*
"Okay Sage. I'll just be there working on a project."
"About how long?"
"Three to two hours. Maybe even five. I have to write a thousand word essay by tomorrow."
"Ok, uh Mark will just be in the back room working on something. Shouldn't bother you."
"Thanks again. You are such a life saver!"
"Alright I have to go."
"Bye."
*off da phone*

You walk up to the door and knocked.

"Police! Open up!"

You heard a shuffle, and some things fall. The door clicked and and a man appeared at the door.

"Hi."
"You're not the police."
"I know."
"Go away from here. This isn't my house."
"I know. I'm Sage's cousin...(y/n)."
"Oh, okay."

The guy you supposed was Mark expression lit up. His headphones were halfway on and a Dell Intel tablet was in his hands.

"I was worried I was going to have to send a sexy lady like you away. Come on in. I'm just in the back working in some stuff. Call me if you need anything...anything."

You shivered at the sound of his voice when he said anything.
"Uh, okay. Your names' Mark, right?"
"Yeah, but you can call me daddy."
"O..k. Daddy..?"

You must have surprised him because he dropped the stylus that he pulled out.

"Did I surprise you?"
"I like the way you say it...that's it."
"Ok...daddy"

You look around for the computer, but after a few minutes of looking in Sage's bedroom, you don't find it.

"Hey Mark, have you seen the computer?"
"What?"
"The computer? Sage's computer."
"Come here."

You walk into the room with Mark and he stands up.

"Did you see the computer?"
"No...but I see you."
"With those expensive ass glasses I hope so."
"No, I want to see you out those clothes."
"Listen buddy, I'm a high schooler. Not sure how old you are, but you look-"

Mark had grabbed you by your waist and was kissing you
He pulled back, awaiting your expression.

"How do I look now (y/n)?"
"Sexy as fuck..can we do that again?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Why not Mark?"
"I have something better in store..."

5 minutes later

"Don't forget to indent every new paragraph."

"Fuck you Mark."

"Remeber...I said after you finish your work."

You get up and slam the door.

"I can't believe he did that.."

Mark slams the door open and pounced on you.

"I'm sorry (y/n), I can't help myself..."
"What the hell is that?"
"It's my Willy and I'm gonna stick it up your tilltily-diddly!"
"You must be the type of person who shouts out random game references in the middle of sex."
"There isn't anything good enough to say during sex with you."

Like right before Mark's climax

"FATALITY!"
"Markkkk! Fuck! You lied!"
"Don't forget to like, comment, SUBSCRIBEEEEEEEEEEEE!"